DoD Orders (Day 1,364): Tennessee & New Hampshire - Evening Edition

Day 1,364, 07:02 • Published in USA USA • by USA Department of Defense

My Fellow Americans,

As a reminder please read this Special Announcement and do not start a RW in New Hampshire or you will be cut!

Update: Some MORONS started a RW in Ireland and now it needs to be put down. Fight FOR THE IRISH in New Hampshire!




If you are deployed in the USA or an allied nation then fight for Amerika in Tennessee!




If you are mobile deploy to New Hampshire, Ireland and fight for the Irish in New Hampshire! We are leasing the region to the Irish. Do not fight for the resistance!



Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.

The White House has put out a Press Release regarding Bazookas!







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Signed,

Cerb
President of the United States of America

Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense


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