DoD Orders, Day 1,325: Eastern Siberia

Day 1,325, 06:12 Published in USA USA by USA Department of Defense

Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.

Eastern Siberia: Help China!






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Signed,

Blank Keating
President of the United States of America

Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense

Vanek26
National Security Council Director

Bradley Reala
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff



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