Dignity Brigade Collectibles

Day 1,338, 13:14 Published in South Africa South Africa by Luc Praetor


GAUTENG PROVINCE - A collection of new photographs of the Dignity Brigade from their clandestine tour of eSpain on Day 697 have been discovered, but their contents has been greeted with widespread disappointment amongst collectors who say that the photographs look pretty much like ones that have been kicking about for eYears.

Pictures of Jizzie McGuire looking intense, Rico Suave and Mezu with their mouths wide open holding their rifles, and KiwiFire with big pouty lips, add nothing new to the Dignity Brigade legend, it has been said.

An expert who has seen the recently discovered photographs told Die Ware Naboom:

"I am always excited when I hear of a new collection of photographs from the Dignity Brigade tours of the days of 700, but with this new collection I thought 'Errr', 'Yeah', 'Nnnneeeeerrr'."

"It's difficult to say what Dignity Brigade picture we haven't seen before, but another toothy Jizzie McGuire picture, N4ked Sn4ke with a cheeky grin, Rico Suave with his unruly big mop of hair and another Esteban on the drums, isn't it."

The collector publishing the picture-set commented, "Well, the museums are plundered with each incursion by eBrazil and/or eIndonesia. We have to recycle the pictures we do manage to retain."


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