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He hasn’t been back for a week and already the man known as Dartreal has been causing trouble.

Having toured the eWorld (slightly) the beloved “Dear Father” returned home to eAustralia.

But he hasn’t come alone.

He has brought with him a legion of evildoers who are hell bent on causing nothing but pain and misery for all! The nemesis of the current Prime Minister Majester will surely disrupt the long-standing peace that the nation has been experiencing. He will provoke our enemies into attacking the country and will do whatever he can to ruin Majester and eAustralia!



Or so one person thinks.

Senator Larsonman recently went on a wild rant in parliament, accusing Binda33 of sabotaging eAustralia by allowing a “known enemy of Majester” into the country. Larsonman continued to besmirch Binda33 by stating she was once again abusing her powers.

Larsonman was as unrelenting as a hobo trying to clean a driver’s windshield for a dollar. The accusations against Binda33 from continued well into the afternoon. Binda33 was first accused of taking bribe from Dartreal to be let back in so he could PTO the nation. It was then suggested that Binda33 was plotting to overthrow Majester by allowing Dartreal back onto eAustralian soil, furious that she lost the election against them.

While Larsonman continued his speech the entire senate, including Speaker Infin, listened with dumbfounded expressed on their faces. Some people wanted to laugh but were still in shock that someone could actually think a person like Dartreal was a threat.

Feeling he was not being taken seriously, Larsonman stormed out of parliament and spoke to a group of reporters, including DFNN's superior team of journalists. The following took place earlier today:



The question now stands: can Larsonman not tell the different between fiction and reality, or were we all just victims of a clever plot by Larsonman to further his reputation of being a bigger troll than DocterDry AKA Discrate? DFNN’s leading field correspondent Gordy Browning had the following to say:



Could Larsonman be telling the truth? Just hours ago eNew Zealand launched an attack on eAustralia so this could be the start of the sinister Dear Father’s plan. It could be just a pure coincidence but Larsonman thinks otherwise.

Only time will tell…