Dear Israel

Day 2,816, 14:34 Published in Israel Israel by CreepyRazor

In the time honored eIsraeli fashion, now that you voted for me, I have decided to go on a 30day holiday...

Kidding.

I had a rough day at work today and n3ot focusing very good tomorrow. I will get to work finishing setting up a cabinet soon as I awaken from my coma I am about to enter.
Feel free to volunteer for cabinet posts.
If you are a big-breasted chick with little to no morals, we need interns!

Finally..
To all of you dyslexic bastards that I asked not to vote for me nice people that voted for me screw you and may your hamster die a heartfelt thank you!