DAY 1448: THE DOCTOR IS IN

Day 1,448, 16:53 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


DATE: November 7, 2011 - Day 1,448 of the New World
TIME: 17:00 NWT (New World Time)
PLACE: James S. Brady Press Room; The White House


THE DOCTOR IS IN: A new dawn begins in eAmerica. After an amicable campaign by all the Presidential candidates, the eUSA voted and the new President of the eUnited States of America is GoalieBCSC.




President Goalie has been busy getting to work on the issues at hand, but was able to take a moment yesterday to give a Quick update and Thanks! to the eAmerican people.

Today, the President personally handed me a piece of gause with the names of most the people serving on the Cabinet this month:

President: GoalieBCSC
Vice President/Secretary of the Interior: Dr. Jerseygirldani

Chief of Staff: PigInZen
Deputies: Artela, TBA

Secretary of Defense: Garmr
Deputies: Smack, Kijiman, RedOak

NSC Director: Vanek26
Deputies: Artela, Eli Crownover, Armadez, Kria Erikson, Kijiman,

OMS Director: TMG KRYTPIC X
Arm America Director: TBA

Secretary of State: Oblige
Deputies: Artela, Smack

Eternal Secretary of Education: Blank Keating
Deputies: Marcos the “Black”, TBA

White House Press Secretary: Sir Gulden Draak
Deputies: Jude Connors, TBA
Oval Office Radio (NPR) Executive Producer: Civil Anarchy

Secretary of Treasury: Kemal Ergenekon

Chancellor and Lord Protector of the Realm: Pfeiffer

Secretaries of Top Gun: Publius, Pauly Walnutz
Advisor to Top Gun: Chickensguy


As stated in his paper, President GoalieBCSC is emphasizing his motto:


It's simple... It's Genius... It's Winning...
And it starts with his Administration!!!



The President With A Message For ONE


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Are you trapped behind enemy lines? Get back to America, and help defend the nation!
Fill out this form, to get evacuated by the Flying Unicorn Squadron:
http://tinyurl.com/FlyingUnicornSquadron

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WHPR strongly recommends that you subscribe to:

- Conventional Wisdom, President GoalieBCSC’s paper.

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Jude Connors
Deputy Press Secretary
eUSA White House


...by the way, our Vice President is hawt...