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The fifth issue:
I do apologise for being a bit late with my posts. I plan to try to get these out weekly.
Also, Marcos Arolia has asked me to be sure to type this tonight (its tonight for me lol) so I’m making sure it’s getting done 🙂




Here we go again…

As the title suggests, some things are reversing them selves. eCanada has pushed the eUK out of Newfoundland and Labrador and as we speak they are fighting eFrance for Prince Edward Island.

In Continental Europe, eSpain has not only pushed eFrance out of eSpain, they are once again starting to push them back into their own territory. Currently, Aquitaine is under attack and they have already conquered Midi-Pyrenees. eGermany is being attacked from the south by eItaly in Baden-Wurttemberg and from the east by ePoland in Saxony. AS you might recall, the Germanic nation had recently pushed them out and regained most of its territories. Also, eUkraine has returned to the map after recent eHungarian domination and is slowly regaining its territories.




The Americans are coming! (?)

It seems the eUS has decided to use their presence in the British Isles known. They currently occupy Wales and are attacking the Southwest of England. AS some of us might remember, the eCanadians were recently just pushed out of Great Britain and they had almost dominated the British Isles completely.



Wars Nearer to eNew Zealand
There is a RW going on currently in eAustralia, or rather in eIndoesia. The RW is taking place in South Austrailia, eIndoesia.



…eJapan is attacking eSouth Korea in Jeju…



…and the ePhilippines have attacked Sabah, eMalaysia and the Maluku Islands, eIndonesia.






In National news this week I would like to extend my thanks, which are far over due to the citizenry. I wish to thank those who voted Jeanlouis in the December Congressional race. I plan to make this the best term possible ☺

I would also like to point out a few new laws and news about the eNZ Congress.
A few members of congress have quit recently, unfortunately.

A bill proposed to lower the import tax on moving tickets from 10% to 5% is currently failing 9-14. Another bill that has been proposed to change the taxes on food from 15% import tax and 13% income tax to a new 30% import tax and 15% income tax is currently passing 20-8.



Malheureusement, cette semaine Il n’y a pas de la Section Française parce qu’il est 23h quand j’écris cet article. Je suis désolé pour tout inconvénient causé par cette action. En plus, s’il y a des personnes qui veut lire ‘The Britannian’ en Français, s’il vous plaît, commenez-vous de l’article et demander pour une section française.

Merci pour votre attention.


This week’s humour section is a hodgepodge of my randomness. Enjoy! ☺

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPyOEpsfN-o
(Warning, this video contains the use of the f-word.)






























And remember……



How’s my Demotivational poster-ing? Please Comment with your response! Until next time kitty-cats,