Cottuseth hath returneth

Day 1,123, 18:53 • Published in Australia Australia • by Australian Defence Department


Possibly the most awesome newspaper in eRepublik not to have gotten an Media Mogul medal! Yes, that's an obvious hint, motherf*ckers.

It's been a long time coming, but like a young virginal schoolgirl in heat, drunk on lust over some girly-looking boy-man posing as the living dead... I simply could not stay away.

My first order of business is to run for President... oh hang on, Indo douchebags have once again ruined this fine nation, casting us out into exile! I know they snigger now, whilst only one hand remains on their keyboard, but they will know pain, they will know suffering. They will lose more of their original regions. In fact, my newfound eRepublik ultimate wet dream is to see them reduced to NOTHING.

Oh, and I won't be running for President - I lied to get your attention, even though I already, and always will have your attention. Anyways...

I've re-joined the Dropbears and will spend my days battling the enemies of eAustralia. Apparently even with months upon months on measly army boot training, I'm still pretty buff. Oh, it's good to be me.

Lately, I've heard a lot of negative sentiment about eAustralia - apparently we are less motivated than ever? Well fight not for eAustralia - sure it'll be nice when we get our homeland back and Indonesia is wiped off the map, but what could be better than get re-inspired in this game, and simply fighting for the glory of me?

That's right... rally together, re-take Australia, wipe Indonesia, simply so I can say "OH IT WAS MY PLAN, AGAIN! YESSSSSS!" at some point down the track.

Why would you do this? Because such a huge accomplishment and another notch on my belt would surely cause Bass & Discrate1 to blow their brains out. Yes... motivation is everything.

❤ Cottus

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I posted this on behalf of Cottus because his paper is unable to post in eAus without him first becoming a eIndo citizen..... not going to happen.

In other news, EDEN have released an article, like Cottus they are unable to publish in the eAus homeland at present:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-eden-a-message-to-eaustralia-1606299/1/20


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The Resistance started another war in the NT last night which allowed me to do some experimenting. We took the first two rounds and learned a few more tactics that will benefit us greatly when the time comes.

Thank you to Sam Cougar for keeping the fight alive.


Larni