Cartography 101 (Part 6)

Day 2,537, 07:55 Published in United Kingdom Russia by George Hannover
Cartography 101 or the first penstroke


Hello and welcome,

It's George here with another edition of Cartography 101. I will give a summary of all the recent changes in the world since yesterday. I would like to give a warm shout-out to the Ministry of Home Affairs, who featured our little paper in its top eUK news! Thanks!

Here's what's happene😛

UK liberated East Midlands from Canada and has launched attacks on the last two Canadian Territoies in Britain, Wales and Northern Ireland.

Norway retook Svalbard from Russia.

Latvia liberated Vidzeme and now moves on to attack Kurzeme, Romania's last territory in Latvia.

Estonia liberated Kirde-Eesti from Finland and now attacks Pohja-Eesti, Finland's last territory in Estonia.

Lithuania liberated Sudovia from Sweden and has launched resistance wars in Samogitia vs Sweden and Lithuanian Highlands vs Hungary. Also Lithuania launched an invasion of Sweden through Scania.

Serbia conquered the Brcko District, wiping Bosnia off the map again.

Croatia conquered Northern Montenegrin Mountains, ending their war and destroying Montenegro.

Spain liberated Valencia from Serbia, and attacks the Balearic Islands, Serbia's last territory in Iberia.

Thailand captured Andhra Pradesh from India and attacks their capital, Chhattisgarh.

Turkey captured originally North Korean territory of Pyongang from China and attacks Changang, China's last territory in Korea.

Croatia conquered Jiansu from China

China liberated Henan from Paraguay, leaving Paraguay with only two foreign territories under their control.

Japan reforms after liberating Shikoku from Taiwan.

Chile conquered Queensland from Australia.

Colombia liberated Amazonica, finally kicking the Chileans out.

Peru liberated Chimor, leaving only one Chilean held territory in the country.


Continuing my report on Congress, here's the update. Yesterday was quite an interesting day in the House of Commons. A huge argument errupted over the return of ex-UK citizen and Hero, Alex Popovich. Several members believe he should have not been allowed back in after leaving to join eMontenegro. I, personally, believe that Alex has earned his right of return by heroic actions in the service of the eUK and I am pleased to welcome him back.

Another source of argument came as a result of my decision to let a new player into the eUK. Ser Fartsalot has accused me of letting in a "multi." I believe that if this country is to survive and grow, we need new blood. We need young Brits who are willing to help rebuild this country. I think we have been dominated by the Old Guard (or OldFags as the appear to be called) for too long. If it turns out he was a "multi," that just may be the cost of progress.

Beyond the reason for debate (and I use the term loosely), I found the action by members of Congress to be highly unprofessional and did not really make me pround of this eCountry. If the eUK is to become great again, we must set aside such ad hominem bickering and really sort out the real issues, like Canada, instead of insignificant ones like citizenship requests!


That's All Folks,

George Hannover
If anybody has the time/artistic talent to add Nigeria to my map, you'll get a warm shout out/reward in our next publication