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Canada vs USA: The Sexy War

Day 1,594, 02:12 • Published in Canada Canada

• by CreamSoda

It has come to my attention that the USA wants war. Well my bacon eating friends, it's on.

This is how the USA views its women.

This is reality.

Now, I could be immature and show countless pictures of the real USA but, I prefer to show how we Canadians get down.

Up here in Canada, we love our women. So much so, that you Americans are starting a war with us to try and have them! Well my brothers, it is an impossible war for you guys, as we have the sexiest women around.

Observe:

Even our politicians are sexy.

These are only the warning shots, and as a Canadian, I must advise you heed this warning.
Also, need I remind you of...

Farewell my war loving brothers to the south.

This is where it started, I believe: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/let-the-sexy-war-begin--1998731/1/20