Canada under distress. Day one under occupation
Day 2,656, 11:42
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by Oinyo
So it has been a day under the dictatorship and we have already seen some big changes going on.
Some may be known to you, Some may not be.. Lets see what is happening so far.
So looks like we are converting our gold over to CAD. This happens every once in a while. no biggie as we need CAD for different functions.
What does this mean you ask?
Lol. Pretty much it means all external people that sell tanks to eCan are about to go from paying 1 dollar on the hundred to 30 dollars on the hundred...
If you need or want tanks at 6$ its probably a really good time to stock up. because after this goes through a lot of sellers are going to pull out and we do not have an abundance of ecanadians making tanks
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I expect Q7 tanks to jump from 6$ each to about 20$ in the next 2-3 weeks.
Food is never super expensive and most people make their own or have enough to feed the world.. Stock up if you haven't but I don't see food moving up a whole ton.
Not a big jump but your day to day pay is about to get a little lower
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So in short. Some changes are happening to the taxes in the country and Rylde is exchanging some gold to CAD.
Other than that our Glorious leader is fresh in the spot and not yet ready to trot.
More news to come as new things pop up.
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lol, twenty dollars eh? I guess I better start stocking up on that government cheese.
Looks like the black market is about to get a boost
Under the microscope with your host onion aka Gollum.
Gollum... My.. PRECIOUS!
lol 20 dollar tanks that's pretty funny. a true life long politician at work here.
What are you talking about that is a very conservative estimate.
so the world will sit at 6.25 and just because of taxes our country will magically rise to 20 bucks? thats absurd even little old me can afford to fly to somewhere else and buy on their market and re-sell here for a small markup in that kind of market. Never mind the rich money bag old fag hoarders that play this game who could easily buy many multiples of what i can and do the same.....
You do know what happens to people that start making sense in a dictatorship right?
I knew you for so long to.
lol. Someone forgot the tank crisis of 2012 when tanks soared in price 😉
This is getting kinda Oinnoying!
lol. if it makes you feel better I am not buying any votes 😛
This cracks me up!
Please stop Onion my fragile dictatorship can't stand up to this powerful investigative reporting.
lol. You have been in for a near full 24 houras and we STILL havent destroyed the UK... I am dissapoint
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Who cares?
Import tax's are counter productive. Use the VAT and you get everyone while keeping prices low..
Hmm... Let's analyse this.
> Change our gold into cc...
Proposed and accepted by Congress before the wipe. So Rylde is doing what we wanted to do.
> Raised Weapons and Food Import tax to 30%...
This has been proposed to Congress more than once. Personally I'm in favor of trying to give foreign profiteers the boot and give our local producers a shot. Where this would fail is if there is not enough local production. Canadian producers cannot charge too much or people will just move across the boarder to buy stuff. Bottom line is that if producers act stupid and get greedy we just lower the Import Tax back to 1%.
> Work Tax back to 5%...
This is what the last Congress agreed upon when the tax was lowered to 1% during the wipe.
"Not a big jump but your day to day pay is about to get a little lower"
Meanwhile our bonuses are back so we are producing quite a bit more. Rate of pay is generally governed by the need for workers. If workers are scarce then wages go up. If workers are plentiful then wages go down.
most of us dont get paid to work anyway 😛
I wonder what some foreign troll of a dictator would of done on day one? 25% tax across the board? I wonder if he would of gotten control of the org;s by now?
Good thing we won't ever get to know........hopefully.
Six votes in six hours no wonder he buys votes.
So we oust the foreigners throttling our market with cheap imports, and local producers are once again getting a fair price for their goods, making eCanadian business once again profitable.
Yeah, terrible idea. Frankly, I blame IBB, the Killer of eCan.
Project Latke, Target Omicron has gone Leroy Omega Charlie Omega again. Advance to Stage Delta.
God, it's the Llama delegation all over again.
Things just go crazy at Stage 4, you know that.
Nobody expect stage 4 though. Unless you count the El Tigre incident. That was a shit show.
Can't make an omelette without breaking a few Omicrons, Ardy.
9 votes.
I hope this shows you what the country thinks of you Oinyo.
I don't blame Rylde. The game mechanics have been fucked the ass to enable the admins to make even more money. Not enough for constant war between nations, now we have constant war within nations.
It is now fundamentally impossible for a player to do anything meaningful in this game without buying more gold than 2 high quality Xbox / PC / Playstation games. Even the route via elections and politics can be eradicated via dictatorship gold buying.
This really is the end. The beautiful end.
Well Oinyo was right, Canadian econ is in shambles.
> Q7 weaps 6.50
> Q5 food .35
> Wages 50+
Can it get any worse?