Britain's got Queens

Day 2,781, 08:08 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy


Citizens!

The time has come for me to find a wife.

Think you have got what it takes? Audition now and you can be the next Queen of England!

All you have to do is perform a short set of tasks, after which the Great British public will vote on their darlings to determine who will adorn the oversized crown I have had made from 100% REAL cubic zirconia.

Anyone can enter, the only proviso is that you are an eUK or allied citizen. (You don’t have to be a woman either, as long as you are happy wearing a dress for official photos).

The entrance form contains 5 trials which candidates will have to gruel over to prove their worth. Couldn’t have just anyone barbecuing the royal beef could we?



The trials are as follows:

Can you spell your name? Candidates will have to spell their name.

A buzzfeed personality test (candidates will choose one of 5 predetermined tests).

An MS paint competition - candidates have to (MS) paint a portrait of HRH King Woldy I.

A music quiz! Music is important. How else can you dance? Candidates will be quizzed on their lyrical knowledge and judged accordingly.

And lastly, the joke competition.lished once the vote goes live.

In each category candidates will be scored between 1 and 5 with the results being published before the poll next week.



The top 3 scoring candidates will be polled and a final bride will be selected by the public, winning themselves a BK WHOPPER (classy first date) and TWENTY THOUSAND CC.

… but wait.

The top 3 candidates will be joined by a mysterious 4th candidate in the public poll.

Who will the wildcard be? A blast from the past? A peasant from the present? A nuanced blending of fine wine and quality ingredients culminating in the best of fine dining that London’s high society has to offer? Keep your eyes open for the next article to find out!



Don’t be a drag, just be a queen!
YOU CAN FILL IN YOUR APPLICATION HERE.

Thanks for reading,
Mr Woldy.

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Since being appointed King of the eUK I've ran a few charity schemes to encourage newer players to get involved. Feel free to message me for some free stuff if you are level 1-25 and meet any of the following criteria:



Woldy's Urban Achievers - Food and guns rewarded for: Publishing an article; being elected into any position; being awarded any medal; posting on forums.


Royal Writers: 150 GBP for publishing an article and an extra 300 GBP for any article you write that reaches the top 5.



And now - Woldy's Warriors: Start up kit of Guns and food for anyone who feels like they don't pack a big enough punch.
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P.S. Dishmcds will remain a wife until Congress pass a monogamy act.