American News (Will they attack?)

Day 701, 06:59 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Horice G Fossil


An American military spokesman today refused to confirm or deny rumours that they are preparing an attack on the eUK



"I refuse to confirm or deny this"

We managed to track americas top ranked field marshal to his home and asked his opinion



"I think we will attack the eUK,but not until i get back from my speed dating at McDonalds"

We asked our local American Meghan what she thought the chances of an attack where



but she was busy with Lord Scipio The Great and made no comment

So we went to the top and phoned the American CP



"For f#ck sake you limey b#stard i'm on the f#cking can for f#ck sake!" obviously he was trying to avoid the question

When asked for thier thoughts a Peace spokesmen sent this as reply




Horice 🙂