Ahoy there!
Day 2,430, 14:53
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by Pat Harper
Ahoy there land lubbers!
Cap'n Pat 'Arper be taken over ye scurvy sea ship party to be sailin' us to yonder greatness! Join Cap'n Pat on his adventure to become ye No #1 Party in the seven pools! Climb the riggin & hoist the sails!
Aye the seven pools! who needs the sea? it be full o' scurvy dogs n' dirty scoundrels, our pools be fresh clean water, perfect for walkin ye plank! 1 Pistol and 1 shot of course!
Requirements to join ye finest ship in ye seven pools:
- Sense of humour
- Ability to speak pirate ARRRRrrr
- A Cannon
- Buckler ARRRRR
- Strength to weigh anchor ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
- A parrot
So come on by and join us ye scurvy land lubbin DOGS! HOIST THE SAILS!
CLIMB YE RIGGIN! WEIGH ANCHOR! LOAD CANNONS!
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Muppets are better 😛
Did I request ye opinion ye scurvy dog? WALK THE PLANK!
Rum?
if there is no rum there are no pirates
Yaaaargh. I be thar in a jiffy o7
Pirates don't say "jiffy". Well maybe gay pirates.
😃
http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/alpha-male-club-canada-4262/1
You are not an Alpha male if you are a Pirate.
Another day at the alpha Male Club http://static1.demotix.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/a_scale_large/2100-8/photos/1371371604-ten-of-thousands-celebrate-gay-pride-in-rome_2158668.jpg
hahahahahahahaha
Y'ARRRRRRRR
only if there are buksom whenchs to walk me plank
Aye plenty of booty to go round \o/
ARRRRR, ye ought ta merge with us and we could all be Muppet Pirates!
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Becoming a pirate sounds like too much fun! But I don't think I can speak pirate 😮
Arrrr it really ain't hARRRRd, ye jus' gotta speak with exaggerated ARRRRR's and ye's \o
We need to find some booty.
http://runthetrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Booty-Trap-artwork.png
There it is. I say we go after that.
It's good to see that there's still some people who know how to have fun in eRep.
Needs more Pat Harper.
Fly that black flag proud sukkers
Arrr
GOOD LUCK TO PIRATES!!!