About a perfect article
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by montaigne
Dear Readers!
Recently I have been accused by many highly respected players that my English is not good enough, so I better do not write articles at all.
Nevertheless gramatically I believe still cannot underpreform articles like this . Please encourage me with your comments! Am I speaking at least as good as this guy?
Well, murdering the English grammar is a serious issue, nevertheless being perfect is a hard task to achieve. So, I was thinking how a PERFECT ARTICLE should look like.
1. No bullsitting! It must be short. Everybody will be happy about it.
2. It must make sense!
3. It must appeal to multicultural audience!
4. It must describe your situation pretty well
OK, and there are many other things, like try to be creative and original, do not insult anyone and especially not the admins, try to look intelligent, try to get votes and subs.
The question is whether is there any article like that on eEarth?…
The answer is YES, PERFECTION HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. This is how a perfect article should look like!:
It is short, understandable, and everybody knows what to do: Eden’s heroes must be pulled out from the deep sh*** water again, the sooner, the better.
If you can find any article, which is even „more perfect”, please let me know!
montaigne
PS:
OTHER ARTICLES ABOUT SIMILAR TOPICS FROM THE ARCHIVES:
ONE DAY OF A TROLL’S LIFE
DAMN WE ARE BORED
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Vote,again 🙂
Bust 'em Montaigne 😁
ouuuuuuu jeaaaaaaaaaa VI LAV JU MONTANJ! MAJ INGLISH SAKZ! nevrdles aj houp eZeratul vil rid dis.
e zeratul ju ar sou agli det aj kud rekognajz ju among tventi romanians. end romanians ar veri agli piplz.
Bravo montaigne 🙂
Perfect 🙂
i love that coyote and sign he holds 😉
go montaugne!
hehehe last pikčr iz d best
grejt artikle, vote
PUNK s grammer rulz 🙂 And Sucko knows only two words in English - Fail and Epic, hahahah, shot articles are for short minded, keep doing what you have done so far.
I hope even if one day we will have to defend Vojvodina or Beograd in the trenches, we still will be able to do it rolling on the floor and laughing out laudly while the trolls will repeat like parrots: "You fail".
Gentleman, I believe, the God of Fun will be on our side regardless of the military situation.
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Keep up the good work.
I enjoyed reading Punk's article, althought neither my English is perfect.
@Lesalesach He's also using "Help us pls!" XD
Ако вас занима шта се то збива у Босни и по њиховим новинама баците погледа на овај чланак: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1-1-948894/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1-1[..]/1/20
Alpheus oh yes ofc, that is THE new one - HELP US PLS! he feels like a real men when he writes that.
You rock so bloody hard .
Гоод,... до нот стоп ввритинг.
😁))
montaigne
I was wondering why is your wellness only at 46.57 percent and now I know.You were sooo busy writing this article last 11 days that you have forgotten to buy bread!!
I understand your desire to look smart but that's just stupid!
EPIC FAIL
HEHE
eZeratul EPIC FAIL
he has Q5 house and Q5 bread for every day. And you have nothing 😛 Everything you had you probably had to donate to HNB because it ran out of money (again) 😃
Epic fail. 🙂
Sucko You re so predictable...
eZeratul:
you may also have a look that I became a General in 117 days, and I am on level 20 after 122 days. I play the game on a logic, which is different then yours (I mean if U have logic at all).
And btw: I am writing one article not in 11 days, but every day.
Sucko:
Are U able to write (or spell) words which are longer than 4 characters?
montaigne
now we know where all money goes:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ratne-rezerve-spisak-donacija-i-poziv-na-dalje-donacije1-948601/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/ratn[..]1/20
on you and your tanking. Read sucko's comment on linked article and everything will be clear to you.
montagaine: second pic is the best article! 😃
"Are U able to write (or spell) words which are longer than 4 characters?"
I'm not. 🙁
eZeratul
Hehe, I never bought a WP in my eLife, and nobody else did it for me. Actually in the last 1 month I have donated 40 Gol😛
-25 Gold, when I got elected in the Congress. The reason was, that I was not aiming for that 5 Gold, which I got together with the Congress Medal.
-5 Gold when I got my Media Mogul Medal (Serbian readers made me MM, so money goes back to them)
-10 Gold to MUP.
No, I do not read any of Sucko's comments, my time is more precious.
And how much did You donate to eCroatia?
Hehe🙂 Voted!
Hmm, nobody warned me for my bad English? Strange. 😁
Please gentlemen's, don't jeer them anymore. It's not human. xD
p.s. want her number too! 🙂
Dis iz sou čru. Sucko's alphabet : A C E F G I L M O P end okejžnli U
>Epic fail. 🙂
Is that all you learned at school?
Thats not an Epic Fail
Croatia spending all the gold from her bank.
And you Sucko begging allies to come help you!
Perfect article indeed. 😉
"No, I do not read any of Sucko's comments, my time is more precious."
You do, you read one 5 hours ago. 😁And I know that you are reading this one now. 😃
Epic Fail. The perfect article is in swahili 😃
How 'bout this one? 🙂
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/all-quiet-on-the-western-front-nyugaton-a-helyzet-v-ltozatlan-949657/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/all-[..]/1/20
Voted because of beautifull first picture with Asian
Hahahahahaha...that's nice...😃
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