A quick guide at impeachment

Day 1,390, 20:12 • Published in Canada Canada • by Chucky Norris


Bunch of noobs... Learn to impeach!

Let's see how that newspaper thing works, I haven't used it in years... oh now I remember. Hope you guys remember my incredible english spelling!

Here is a few key points in impeachment:

Preparation:

Sun Tzu once said ''Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory. ''



Good call Sun, Planning is key in an impeachement. Make sure you go toward the vote only if you know you will win, otherwise, plan differently. Assessing this intention can be done either by meetings or PM, this can easely backfire if you are not carefull about who you contact. Such place as #secretz can be used as well in order to gather support.

Another bright option would be throw a few issy fit to make the president look bad a few days before the operation. These triggers will be different from a president to another. In the case of an impulsive president, you can throw a few procedural appeal in the ecan forum. Such action should result in a RAGGGEEEEE reaction and many harsh post. This could win you the undecided or more tacit congressman. If you have a passive president, you can throw a few satyre in the media, he might not even see them, which will make the population realise how inactive the said president is.

No matter what is used, you need to make him look bad. It's also a good idea to pick special interest group to alienate. Group such as MU can be easely influenced if they feel their MU is being directly attacked. Maybe an old article criticizing the said MU in the president Newspaper past articles could do the trick.

It will never be said enought how important preparation is in impeachement. According to recent studies, 86,4% of impeachement fail when there as been no preparation contratry to 39,2% for those where work has been done prior to the motion.

Impeachement legislative work



You might think that the legislative branch is over complicated, inneficient and outdated. You could be quite right on this matter, but that is not the purpose of this article.

However, the reality that we live in works around a legislative system. And if you want your motion to be successfull, work with the system. Canadian impeachement that haven't been discussed in congress prior to their proposal have seen very few success. There is some case like the Rolo impeachement (1st one) where it worked quite well but this is an exception.

All that is required here is to start a thread in the open congress and wait for 24 hours. Then you will get something successfull. Just make sure the more aggressive attack dogs are kept a bit in retreat not to scare the undecided too much. By looking organised, clear and precise you can gain a lot of support.

Impeachement day



Try to have someone with a high credibility to PM the congressman as soon as the impeachement is proposed. A suggestion would be not to PM the most loyal congressmen of the president. If you do PM his loyal followers, they could try and spin it in the media as cohersion attempt. It's a double bladed tactics but it does have it's merit.

I would also recommend approaching yet again those MU and special interest group. In exchange of a promess of continuity or increase in their funding, these group might be less reluctant to overthrow the government.

Post-Impeachement



Don't rejoice too quickly! You still have a job to do and proving the congressmen that they did the right thing is key. The best tip for that is to simply answer the shortcoming of the past president first. These deeds will be recognised instantly and get you a great recognition even if you are mediocre in other areas.

Tips from the Pro's

When TNN asked famous players what was key in impeachement here is what they had to tell us about it:

Temujinbc: ''IF the President's name is "Chucky Norris", then impeachment is clear''

Irishbhoy1967: ''well often times, the outcome of an impeachment vote can depend on who the next guy in line is.''

Kria Erikson: ''Best way to make sure it passes is to make sure everyone agrees with you before you propose it''

Drako: ''if he make's a little mistake, make it bigger!''

-more quotes to come-

We hope that this quick guide will help you become more successfull in your next Presidential Impeachement. And remember, Preparation is everything!