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Recorded in a secret room on IRC... The name locked away from eRep society

--| Betafoxtrot has joined #woldyswonderemporium

Woldy | Welcome
Woldy | TO THE WONDER
Woldy | EMPORIUM
Woldy | shot please ‘keep

* Barkeep pours a shot of vodka...
* Barkeep slides the glass of vodka to Woldy

Woldy | go ahead.

Betafoxtrot | Ok anyways
Betafoxtrot | Carlsberg, my good man

* Barkeep checks the fridge for a bottle of Carlsberg...
* Barkeep hands the bottle of Carlsberg to Betafoxtrot

Betafoxtrot | Right

Woldy | another shot barkeep

* Barkeep pours a shot of vodka...
* Barkeep slides the glass of vodka to Woldy

Woldy | shoot.

Betafoxtrot | So why after not running as CP did you join the navy?

Woldy | I'd never been in a mobile wing of the military, and I'd heard it was awesome.

Betafoxtrot | And you was right 😎

Woldy | Oh yes
Woldy | Yes I was.
Woldy | another shot!

* Barkeep pours a shot of vodka...
* Barkeep slides the glass of vodka to Woldy

Betafoxtrot | Why not concentrate on PHEONIX?

Woldy | Well I'm quite happy being deputy SG, maybe in the far future I'll move a step up but for now being in the Navy and involved with Phoenix keeps me on my toes.

Betafoxtrot | Okies
Betafoxtrot | Who’s better Navy or SF or even RM?

Woldy | Navy is fun SF are strong RM are active
Woldy | I can't decide
Woldy | ...Navy
Woldy | 😒

Betafoxtrot | Navy has me
Betafoxtrot | And to a lesser extent NGEddie

Woldy | That's what swung my vote.

Betafoxtrot | I need moar questions...
Betafoxtrot | This is gold

Woldy | Gold?
Woldy | Always believe in your soul,
Woldy | you’ve got the power to know
Woldy | you're indestructible
Woldy | always believe it
Woldy | shot!

* Barkeep pours a shot of vodka...
* Barkeep slides the glass of vodka to Woldy

Betafoxtrot | Who would win in a fight the Unstoppable force or the Immovable object?
Betafoxtrot | Or a T-Rex

Woldy | Immovable object has a utility belt.
Woldy | 'nuff said.

Betafoxtrot | What about a T-Rex with a utility belt?

Woldy | ....
Woldy | this T-Rex
Woldy | does he talk to you at nights?

Betafoxtrot | Not last night
Betafoxtrot | Hold on I ask the questions here

Woldy | xD

Betafoxtrot | Presides I've seen plenty of T-Rex’s with utility belts >_>
Betafoxtrot | Sooooooo
Betafoxtrot | Kdogground2 just sits there huh?

Woldy | So I’ve heard.
Woldy | I saw him sneeze once
Woldy | was epic.

Betafoxtrot | I heard he was in the IRC channel before the navy was created

Woldy | It's true.
Woldy | I’ve seen the screenshots

Betafoxtrot | Nice
Betafoxtrot | Well I think I've heard enough
Betafoxtrot | I can conclude you drink a lot of vodka shots

Woldy | I haven't heard anything

Betafoxtrot | xD

Woldy | Was I meant to turn my speakers on
Woldy | oh shi-
Woldy | Test me!

Barkeep | Woldy, take more care, you stumbled a bit there.The machine says 0.075.

Betafoxtrot | Test me too!

Barkeep | Betafoxtrot, the breath test machine says 0.050 so you're okay to drive, but you should find it easier to talk to people.

Woldy | Pour a shot for Beta!

* Barkeep pours a shot of vodka...
* Barkeep slides the glass of vodka to Beta

Woldy | More shots for Beta!

* Barkeep pours a shot of vodka...
* Barkeep slides the glass of vodka to Beta

Woldy | More shots for Beta!!!

Barkeep | Woldy: Please don't order or issue commands so quickly.

Betafoxtrot | Who’s Beta?

Woldy | you're not going anywhere.

Betafoxtrot | Hmmm test me

Barkeep | Betafoxtrot, the breath test machine says 0.050 so you're okay to drive, but you should find it easier to talk to people.

Betafoxtrot | 😛

Woldy | Mere technicalities
Woldy | xD
Woldy | Thanks for interview chap
Woldy | o/

Betafoxtrot | Np o/

Woldy | Now you must leave the Emporium

Betafoxtrot | I will be the first to escape the Emporium

Woldy | No-one escapes

* Betafoxtrot throws smoke bombs
Betafoxtrot | SHAZAM

Woldy | OH SHI-
Woldy | I love Betafoxtrot so much, you should sub him*
*Edited for teh lulz
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Bonus; Woldy Interview, the aftermath
A quick PM on IRC later...

Betafoxtrot | OH SHI I DIDNT C + P IT
Betafoxtrot | !!!!!!!!!!

Woldy | HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA

Betafoxtrot | DONT LEAVE IT YET
Betafoxtrot | DONT LEAVE IT


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