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"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."

-- Mark Twain

Jokes

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There was a woman who spent some months serving at a mission in Kenya.
On her final visit to a remote township she attended a medical clinic.
As the Masai women there began to sing together, she found herself deeply moved by their hauntingly beautiful harmonies.

She wanted to always remember so she recorded this moment and would share it with friends when she arrived home. With tears flowing down her cheeks, she turned to her friend and asked, "Can you please tell me the translation of the words to this beautiful song?"

Her friend looked at her and solemnly replied, "If you boil the water, you won't get dysentery."

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I'd recently been flirting with the idea of opening a little bed and breakfast in a small town in the Maritime's to keep me busy during my retirement years.

I happily shared my plans with a friend, who immediately gave me a dose of reality by saying, "You don't cook! What are you going to have, a "Bed and Pop-Tart?"

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It was anniversary time, a zillion years since heaven had been placed in the sky. To celebrate, Saint Peter wanted to have a big party, with the honored guests being Adam and Eve. Unfortunately, because of the heavy traffic over the eons, Saint Peter had lost track of Adam and Eve. One angel volunteered to find them..

He returned in two minutes with Eden's former residents.

Peter asked. "How did you find them?"

The angel said, "I looked for a couple without bellybuttons!"

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Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.