[Zap4CP] The Accusations of Mwcerberus

Day 2,083, 11:55 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Zaphod Beeblebrox IV

On a previous article mwcwerberus attacked me with a vicious onslaught on why I shouldn't be CP.



I wasn't too surpised by this spitefulness (mainly because I had asked him to write it) as he has always been supremely jealous of me. I don't whether it is my high strength or my incredible record as a political titan but either way he has always looked to rough me up the wrong way. (which in experience isn't necessarily a bad thing 😛 )

MWC you are a coward! It is my view that these claims are libelous and I shall quash them all immediately.

Too cool for the job

Well this is of course bollocks. For starters I spend my free time playing erepublik - the epitome of uncool. When I'm not doing that I play the french horn, study advanced higher maths and am currently in love with Curtis Mayfield.

Too cool indeed.

Too Nice for the job

I refute this claim. I, like a lot of erepers, am egotistical, self-centered and a nasty troll. Only the other day I spent an evening on irc insulting Don Dapper for anything I could think of. The work of a nice man? I think not.

Addicted to Bacon

Luckily the eUK does not border any primarily Muslim or Jewish country, so I think we should all be safe for just now; I can continue gorging on succulent pig. Unless there is an airstrike...

Have Never Won The Lottery

This, unfortunately, is true. I have endured 17 years of rl and 10 months of erep having never won the lottery. Each day I am reminded of the struggle of living without being a multi-million and I can't deny it is hard. But this humble existence has made me more hungry and more motivated to succeed.


Lost A fight with a particularly pissed off beaver

Now look this beaver was hard as nails. He had like big pointy teeth and a samurai sword. I defy anyone not to lose!

Not Biased Enough for either top 2 Party

Guilty as charged. 😛

Don't eat babies

Did you know, eating just a fifth of one baby is 400% of your recommended GDA for saturated fat! I have a lean BMI of 18.8 to maintain, and I think all sane people out there will understand sacrifices have to be made.

Into Some Strange Porn

Well that my friend is simply homophobia! I as a free citizen should be allowed to watch any eporn that takes my fancy. I mean its not like watching midget hentai-bondage is a crime is it?

Zap4Cp

You know it makes sense.