[WHPR] The Best Redcoat, is a Deadcoat
James S. Brady Press Room
Happy Holidays America!
I’m sure that you’re reading this, slightly intoxicated, with a half full glass of eggnog in your hand. I just want to tell you, that even though that girl you’re hitting on at Christmas dinner is only your cousin by marriage, it’s still not worth it. Don’t do it bro.
In the White House, the mood is a festive one. The Allied armies of EDEN and TERRA have just completed their wipe of England. This is the first time that the double-crossing Brits have been wiped, and it likely won’t be the last. This is what happens when you join ONE. You lose.
France, who has only been truly free for about a week, was instrumental in the campaign. As were our Bros Canada and Ireland.
The UK was wiped in time for Congressional elections! Due to not having any regions, the UK will not have a congress this month.
But don't worry, the UK is hard at work building a forum parliament. Unfortunately, however, it appears this noble effort is stalled as the parties bicker over how many people per party. Looks like their admission into ONE helped them out a lot.
We in America support the UK's effort to create a forum Parliament, and applaud their effort to make something that will have no power and is utterly pointless.
As usual, the nations of ONE can’t get out of their own way.
HAIL TERRA!
HAIL EDEN!
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
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Israel Stevens
Director, White House Press Corps
Comments
Petramaxxx
HAIL TERRA!
HAIL EDEN!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
No taxation without representation, yo.
NO LINK, NO VOTE!
Training Corps has a link? Got my Vote
NO LINK, NO VOTE
voted for caps
Voted for sex joke.
Xmas!
Voted for...all of the above.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Krazy Kwanzaa, and Joyous All-Other-Holidays, everyone!
~hyuu~
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Happy Christmas you to.
The really funny thing is... the UK used to have legislation to cover them for "if they got wiped at congress time"... they repealed it as they said it would never be needed. LOL
lol
o7
Hows the Serbia campaign going?
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Nice
Fail euk
Fail ONE
the brunet in that photo is english and went to my college, really nice girl hey. BTW burning british flag REALLY!!
Merry Christmas from Croatia 😁
Voted. Merry Christmas.
elfin magic \o/
1) Fun fact, since you started out with a "hitting on your cousin reference"-- in California, it is completely legal to marry your 1st cousin, even a blood relation. However, by popular vote in California, marrying someone of the same gender is absolutely illegal. California, we got VALUES! Incest? GOOD! Gay marriage? Sick, wrong and ILLEGAL! Thank God I live in a state with morals.
2) I was glad to see that England was willing to fight an RW to free their homeland, Northern Ireland. If they are smart, every English eRepublik player will move to Northern Ireland, and not try to RW their other former territories from their betters. They have shown themselves to be foolish, weak, cowardly, and without any honor. Don't get me wrong-- I think the English have their place on the planet. I'm for a "two state solution". England should keep to Northern Ireland, and let Ireland, Canada, and France administer the rest of their former territories, since the English are clearly not capable of holding and governing anything larger than one province.
If you married your gay first cousin would it be legal?
The Best Redcoat, is a Deadcoat
I'm so happy it's fappy!
It's funny cuz we've been wiped half as many times as you.
I'm 12 yrs old and I wantz to learn into publish propaganda for retards every 2 days or so.
Okthxbai.
Dish isn't very good with math. 1 isn't half as much as... 1.
lol
I was lol'ing at Vanek. o/