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[Waffle] Shitstorms are back!

Day 2,584, 19:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Damhnaic

I think ILP eat babies, and that MUFC steps on baby kangaroos before 3AM each Wednesday.

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Bad BIue Boys Day 2,584, 19:07

WHAT????????

I DEMAND DEBATE OVER AM I STEPPING ON BABY KANGAROOS BEFORE 3AM, BECAUSE I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE THIS JUDGEMENT BEFORE A LONG DISCUSSION. EVEN IF IT MEANS I WON'T BE ABLE TO STEP ON THEM UNTIL WE MAKE OUR DECISION!

HOW DARE YOU??!?!?!

Sweet Drinker Day 2,584, 19:12

Those are actually dwarf kangaroos he raised from kits after their mother was hit by a lorrie.
Kangaroos formed very tight bonds, even with humans (or super-humans like mufsy). However they do deplore our lower landspeed.
What you actually witnessed was his beloved kits attempting to teach their father to bounce.

Winston Hope Smith Day 2,584, 22:43

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/m71U2jJp09w/hqdefault.jpg

(Admins it's a cake)

Winston Hope Smith Day 2,584, 22:45

Try again... http://tinyurl.com/od79d22

Damhnaic Day 2,584, 23:04

proofs, I knew it.

Winston Hope Smith Day 2,584, 23:15

LoL he was eating your waffles... http://i.imgur.com/IQR3xGK.png

Cry of Banshee Day 2,585, 05:14

lol

Raven Anarcho Day 2,585, 09:51

This article is entirely untruthful (excluding the kangaroos of course), disgusting and tasteless...

On a side note,. we'll be opening up a new abortion clinic next to our newly built adoption center for anyone interested.

Winston Hope Smith Day 2,585, 16:18

...and restaurant 😃

Struis Vogel Day 2,586, 04:11

"I think ILP eat babies,"
Confirmed.

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