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Headlines...
Federal Party to Join RLC
Columbian soldiers Crushed at the Battle of Zulian
Indonesia Declares War on Australia
Phillipino Rebels Liberate Half of Nation
Turmoil in the Middle-East, House of Saud Revolts
Serbian Empire Attacked- Bosnia, Croatia, and Italy all Declare war
England Fights off French, Attacks London
Latvia Defends Border region of Kurzeme
Portugese Rebels Defeated at Norte, Attack Port of Algarve.

Federal Party to Join RLC

The Federalist Party (Feds) have announced that they will be joining the RLC (Republican Liberty Caucaus) today, V.I.A their party page. Though the motive of their joining is unclear, there are a few conclusions we can jump to.

1- The RLC is often viewed as a "PTO" party, due to GeneralCartmanLee's involvement with it. For this reason, the Feds may be attempting an "ATO".
This would be the perfect time to "ATO" the RLC because the Party is having it's "Party Leader" elections at current. If the Fed's can get one of their own candidates to be the leader, they will have power over many party functions. Including who runs for congress.

2- This is a genuine, warm, fuzzy merger with the RLC. The Fed's haven't been doing so well lately, so a merger with a bright, controversial party might be all they need.

3- This is an effort to support one of their former members, Gnilraps. For those who are un-aware, Gnilraps has just recently joined the RLC, with hopes of "re-invigorating" the party. Him being a former Fed, they might just want to help him out in his up-coming election against Chickenguys. It is also must be noted that Chickenguys might have a controversial record, so a helping hand by the Feds could just be an ATO in disguise.

****PLEASE NOTE****
This Newspaper does not take a stand when it comes to whether or not the RLC is a "PTO" party. Though I personally like the RLC, we will not be Pro- or Against- the RLC or any candidates running for leadership unless bribed with huge amounts of gold and cookies.
***EDIT***
We have been informed by a Prominent Fed that the merger was a troll attempt by Ajay Bruno (GCL). In their exact words..
It was a troll attempt by Ajay, when Gnilraps left control of the Feds was given to ugura for a couple days until the next PP election. Ajay annoyed and harassed ugura with messages stating that its official and he should change the party name and they should all move over to the RLC.

After some talking, things were changed back to what they were, and the Feds will not be merging with the RLC
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Columbian soldiers Defeated at the Battle of Zulian
Colombian Soldiers were defeated during their attack on the Venezuelan territory of Zulian. Despite have the initiative in this battle, Colombian forces lost the battle of Zulian. Reports have now shown the Venezuelan soldiers are preparing to mount a counter-attack on their Colombian neighbours.


Indonesia Declares War on Australia
Indonesia has Declared war on Australia, shortly after issueing an article on "Southern Expansion". These 2 nations are natural enemies, having fought many times in the past. However, Indonesia was always the winner of it's battles in Australia, sometimes occupying the country for months at a time.
Currently Indonesian forces are attempting to capture the territory of Northern...er..territory. Indo is currently ahead a whole round in this battle, but the fight is still close.
In other news, New Zealand has officially renounced their declaration of war with Australia. This will close the war between the 2 countries that had started after Australia attacked the Island nation in hopes of helping Argentina.

Why does Northern Territory have to be so big ? -.-

Phillipino Rebels Liberate Half of Nation
Phillipino rebels have liberated half of their island nation recently, after weeks of occupation. At current, Phillipino soldiers are attempting to liberate the territory of Palawan. Though the attack is only in it's early stages, the Phillipines will without-a-doubt be helped by Indo's army being distracted in Australia.


Turmoil in the Middle-East, House of Saud Revolts
Cypriot soldiers were stretched thin yesterday, as 2 succesful attacks were launched by both Egypt and Saudia Arabia to free their land. Cyprus ended up losing both Sinai and Ha'il to Arabian forces.
Though many could classify this as just the annual revolution, some have started to note that Saudi Arabia has started to gain more power, with foreign aid coming in from many ONE nations. (Notably Serbia)
On the other hand, Egypt is currently under PTO by Croatians. So it is unlikely that an NE proposal will be issued against Cyprus.


Serbian Empire Attacked- Bosnia, Croatia, and Italy all Declare war
Serbia faced revolution on 2 fronts yesterday, just a day after Bosnia returned to the map. With the Italian Territory of Lazio freed, and the Croatian territory of South Dalmatia freed, Serbia has been cut off from both it's oil and saltpepper bonuses.
Shortly after these events, Serbia declared war on Croatia. Though Italy and Bosnia are both suitable targets, Croatian forces hold the choke-point territory of South Dalmatia, which allows Serbia's Italian bonuses to reach it's capital.

All in all, I believe we will be expecting more violence in the region, with rebels from all 3 countries trying to liberate their home regions.
Stay tuned for more

England Fights off French, Attacks London

English soldiers showed a surprising amount of force yesterday, managing to defend their last region of South West England from the French yesterday. English soldiers have now launched an offensive to try and re-capture more of their lost territory (including London). However, the French are currently fighting off the English in both of their assaults, leading by a margin of 2 to 1.

In other news, German soldiers have succesful captured the English territory of North-west England, adding yet another Weapon's bonus to their arsenal.

Latvia Defends Border region of Kurzeme
Latvia has fought off the Finnish assault on their homeland yesterday, and are now launching a counter attack on their Finnish enemies. At current, Latvian soldiers are winning their battle by a 3-1 margin.
We can expect more turmoil in the baltic over coming days.


Portugese Rebels Defeated at Norte, Attack Port of Algarve.
Portugese rebels defended Centro, Failed to Capture Norte, and are attacking Algarve.
...why is it I never care enough about this front to write more then 3 sentences ?

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