[VM71] Congress!

Day 2,465, 06:15 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by VoodooMike71

I could write a lengthy, thoughtfully crafted piece on why I believe I'd make a decent Congressman and why, therefore, I implore you to vote TUP in the upcoming election.

But having been around for a few months now, I'm well aware that doing so wouldn't work. What the good people of the eUK like falls into three simple categories:

1. Cats
Well, this is the internet after all.

So, to appease those of you swayed by cat pictures, here's a cat picture...

this cat wants to see me in Congress - do you?

2. Suggestive photos
Particularly of redheads it seems. Especially if they move...

this moving redhead wants to see me in Congress - do you?

3. Violence
Duh...

both of these characters want to see me in Congress - do you?

So, there you have it. Obviously, if I make it to Congress I'll be a very good boy and follow the TUP party line and vote responsibly and etc etc blah blah blah. But mostly I'll keep bringing pictures of cats, girls moving suggestively and violence. Because that's all you really want.

PS, as this is an election and therefore officially More Important Than Other Things, here's a bonus gif for you...