[USWP4Congress] Only the Best: Responsible, Experienced Leadership

Day 2,407, 23:27 • Published in USA USA • by SColbert


Hello Nation,

As we dawn on this congressional election our nation faces many challenges- a developing alliance, the never ending work tax debate, and questions over the morals of powerful party bosses just to name a few. During these times it is now more important than ever to have those with proven record of responsible, and experienced leadership representing you. USWP doesn’t do what is popular, USWP does what is best for the nation. It is often much too easy to give into populist tendencies than to face what is coming at you head on. You can trust USWP to always do what is best for you, and what is best for the eUSA. Our congressional lineup is made up of past POTUS’, current and past Secretaries of States, the Secretary of the Treasury, Secretary of Homeland Security, the Speaker of the House, multiple term Party Presidents, etc. We offer the best our country has to offer, and what our nation needs now more than ever.

And now with the help of Brian Cranston, let me introduce you to the awesome USWP congressional lineup:

1. Derphoof
Current Speaker of the House, and former Secretary of State.

2. Wild Owl
2x POTUS, Current Secretary of State, former Secretary of Education, former Speaker of the House, Multiple term PP

3. Hrrvat
eUS Marine, Multiple term congressman, Croat bro

4. Artela
4x POTUS, Multiple term Secretary of State, Multiple term PP

5. Pfeiffer
Former POTUS, Multiple term PP, former Secretary of Defense, former everything

6. Kemal Ergenekon
Never ending Secretary of the Treasury, multiple term congressman

7. Delyruin
Current Secretary of Education, former Secretary of Interior, former PP

8. TellUrGrlThx
Former eUS Chief of Staff, Former Secretary of Education, Multiple term PP

9. Deepchill
National Security Council member, CO of Easy Company, Vice Party President

10. SColbert (me)
Current Secretary of Homeland Security, Former Secretary of Interior, Multiple term PP

11. rainy sunday
Current 2nd in Command of USAF, Former Secretary of Interior, Multiple term PP

12. Tenshibo
Former POTUS, former Secretary of State, Current Secretary of Swag

13. Lemon Vodka
Current Director of the National Security Council, multiple term congressman

14. TheJakal
Super Tank for the eUS

15. Cromstar
Everything (but POTUS)

16. Kortanul
Former Speaker of the House, Vice Party President

17.tdwester
Multiple term PP

These players were chosen based on their past experiences in leadership positions, and their willingness to do what is right for the eUS. I encourage all those looking for responsible leadership to vote for USWP!

Remember to vote USWP! And remember America...