[USWP] Thanks America, Now Let's Get Going!

Day 2,400, 09:14 • Published in USA USA • by SColbert

Hello Nation,

Yesterday our party faced a PTO threat by a person impersonating one of our better known members, Pfeiffer. With the help of the nation we were able to turn back this menace, and secure our party from those who wish us harm. It is a stark reminder that we must remain vigilant because although our enemies have been greatly weakened, they will try any cowardly and backhanded act to destroy our party and hurt our nation.

With that said the Pfeiffer impersonator has received a permanent ban, and USWP is strong as ever. We owe thanks to all those who used their vote to make sure our party was not PTO’ed. I would personally like to thank Jefferson Locke for rallying the Feds to our aid, Thomas Killah for the great work he is doing in the Department of Homeland Security, and Lady America, who I know well enough to call America, for being the stronghold of hope and freedom that she is. As the Secretary of Homeland Security, I know that not just one person deserves credit for the efforts of all those who worked to keep our nation safe, which is why you are all heroes to me.



With our party secure the USWP marches on. I would once again like to thank the party for selecting me to be the new Party President. I will continue the good work started by our former PP, Wild Owl. Congressional elections are coming up, and I would like to recommend to anyone considering running to sign up for forum access here. If you want to run for congress please both sign up for forum access, and fill out this form. Feel free to send me a PM if you want to get involved in party level work, or you just want to chat about your ideas for the party.

Thank you once again to everyone, and let’s make this month a great one!