[UKRP] Your Saviours Have Arrived
Day 2,716, 12:15
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by Sambo223
Hey there eUK. Are you enjoying eLife at the moment? You are? I think we all know the reason why. All Hail UKRP. Defenders of Liberty!
The UKRP party is on a roll. As the only active political party in the eUK we have been able to push through the policies that we want at break neck speed for the good of the eUK. On top of that our party members have had the skill and activity to keep the government running even if they weren't part of Max's mess.
For example. The MoF is been run by a UKRP member as the current MoF has admitted he can no longer do the job. The MoD was kept updated by solely UKRP members as enemies invaded and our foreign affairs are now controlled by UKRP members. But that's not even the best of it. UKRP have the dictatorship and have been able to put in place their plan to best keep the dictatorship safe for the eUK.
Now if that's not awesome I don't know what is. Now you might be asking. This seems a little harsh on the other parties. Well our answer is and always will be. If they are that bothered why are they not doing this themselves. We aren't a big enough party to control congress so why is it us doing all the eUKs dirty work.
Proposed new UKRP logo
While we have been defending against foreign aggression and sticking up for the average eUK Joe, we've also been putting in place the final steps for our Operation War Elephant plan to take over the eUK. Finally it is time to reveal it.
Well that's all for today please consider joining the UKRP we are the most active and one's actually putting in the most work. It's not just be saying this:
Una Nancy Owen wrote:
And big time players in other parties/positions wrote recently:
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Hail UKRP \o/
Although active, your dictator policy is doomed since you asked the worst person to write it.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/dictatorship-constitution-was-written-by-a-maniac--2519772/1/20
Actually I was probs the worst person to ask. So apples is like 2nd worst?
Idk I think I would've been worse, have you seen what I proposed earlier today?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bi3m6Cy6vB_XE1iePusFFGeS4sls4ztMyN6iYVKJauA/edit?usp=sharing
stunning
They didn't support it.
eUK just ain't ready for me yet
Both Appleby and Mr Woldy agreed on this so which one is wrong?
Both
Goku would have been the worst person to write it, surely?
Long live the UKRP. More specifically, all hail the liquor cabinet.
UKRP 4 life yo o/
I don't think people are hating on the UKRP. It's pretty much certain 'elements' of your party that suck. While other parts are pretty much members I have the utmost respect for.
I'll let you decide what category you fall into Sambo 😛
I respect you too
Clearly, you seem to like my name on IRC, lol.
I don't know what you mean. You said it not me
Hail UKRP! o7
I should probably mention that a lot of the current agreement comes from all areas of the current top 7 parties and that credit shouldn't be on UKRP alone but it's contributors
sssh apples
they were starting to consult their lawyers sambo...
oh shit
though of course if it all goes wrong then this was clearly all a UKRP plan!
ofc
With so much mentioning of UKRP it borders subliminal messaging
Just so we're absolutely clear, you're bigging up UKRP right? You're article isn't clear on the matter 😉
I think so
No mention of you failing to get rid of max, twice. Or the only reason we're in such a mess financially is the last UKRP CP gave Wayne a million quid for fun, and is now somehow MoF.
well why would I lie?