[UKRP] Successfully peepee'd myself
Rob the Bruce
After a tense election, you lads in UKRP voted me in. I'd like to thank everybody for giving me the opportunity to ruin everything in a blaze of glory.
'cause a lot of people wanted certacito, I've given him vice president. His responsibility will be er.... becoming PP if I die IRL I suppose. That's what they do in proper politic, innit?
1. Actually putting things in the media as if anybody actually cares. Only other party that does it is TUP and their articles are diabolically awful so this should make us appear amazin. Which we are. Mostly.
2. Super sexy congress list. More on this in a bit further down. Fairly self explanatory innit.
3. Attempting to force Roachford to run for CP. If he refuses I don't really have a back up plan, but I can improvise.
4. At some point after both important elections I'll be at uni and I'll be drunk so uhhh whoooo knoooowwwsss. Exciting sh*tposts await for the last 3 days or so of tenure before I fade into obscurity.
I believe my vision for this party is the best path forward, and anybody that disagrees can sod off and join ESO.
Righto, onto the big boy stuff:
A new congress term starts (July 2017, colorised)
The jamesw method™ of driving congress activity is taking your
I prefer the approach of throwing money at people. I know UKRP has the talent, we've got the solid old af boys required to do a good damn job. Now, as almost-permanent "speaker" I've got the greatest ability to track activity. So, combining all this all I need to do is track when the sexy boys are being active, promise to reward them for such action, and then they'll try and be more active and that will promote more sexy contributions.
There's 3 categories for rewards, actual amounts in bold next to them:
1. Most PMs sent (1000cc)
2. Best single PM sent (1000cc)
3. Rob's ultimate favourite mong (10 gold and a blowie)
So there's a reward for pure quantity, pure quality, and the best blend of the two (plus memes and my natural biases. You, as a UKRP mong, can win all 3. Theoretically.
TL
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1. Run for congress
2. Be good and active
3. Make mad dolla (up to 2k cc, 10 gold and my body)
Rewards will be given out around the 12th-ish of September because there's very little chance of me even remembering I said all this after my PP term ends. What you do after that point in your mong term...idk. Next PP can handle it.
If I think you're great and you're not running I will hassle you. If the list is really bad I may consider adopting partial jamesw tactics and importing the best of the best from lesser parties. Don't make me do that. It will put me in physical pain.
That's all. Thanks for listenin, I won't disappoint you if you don't disappoint me.
I think I need a UKRP logo somewhere so erm...
cool.
-Rob the
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3. Make mad dolla (up to 2k cc, 10 gold and my body)
I'll take all but the body please 🙂
I concur with Mitte - money and GOLD are always useful - but not so sure about the blowie bit...
Well consent is important so I suppose that part's optional.
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Well, certacito is UKRP president in eRevollution, one PP position should be enough for him 😃
I am amazed that anyone noticed Erevolution...
The Party there used to be called something quite unmemorable - so I retitled it - much easier to remember UKRP... That way, when I have one of my old age forgetfulness things, all I need to do is check out the UKRP tattoo on my arm - which reminds me where I belong...
You mean the logo of the Fairfield Stags from Connecticut...
Happy to take those that disagree. We all know joining ESO is the right thing to do anyway 😉
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Roachford4CP is all you needed to write
ye but some people like more words for some reason idk
*yawn*
You guys do realize that if I get elected as CP, I'll have to tone down the banter a bit (can't go around convincing people Irish will invade when I'm CP anymore), and that's p much the main reason you want me to be CP, right?
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no, u