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[UKRP] Rob would like a peepee

Day 3,551, 14:25 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Rob the Bruce

I'm running for the PP of UKRP

PROS FOR UKRP MEMBERS

-Have both PP'd and pee-pee'd before, multiple times

-Knows what dates to press the buttons on

-Have learned which buttons not to press

-Will probably write more stuff than recent people

PROS FOR OTHER PLEBS

-Am not Appleby

-Will run a congress list of sexy people, and congressmen from other parties will thoroughly enjoy their amazing contributions.

-Will not be able to take a congress seat from TUP like this term

GENERAL CONS

-Cannot replace every instance of the word despacito in the song "despacito" with my name

In conclusion: Voting for me as PP of the UKRP is a sound decision unless you want to sing songs about certacito that will mildly disturb him once he translates them.

TL😉R
-Am gonna try n PP for UKRP
-Will actually try
-No significant cons to voting

-Knob the Bruise