Join the new world

So, it has come to my attention that certain people within the UKRP have decided to start putting up articles regarding their bid to become party president after i recently posted my own. These articles included some crack and some humor against my more somber and serious tone. So i decided to for once, abandon it for this....

After much thinkings, and many meetings, i have decided that the best course of action is to run a full on campaign to ensure a victory for the Blakeway in the upcoming Party Election. For this, then entire Blakeway Propaganda machine is going to have to be bought up to full speed! Fire it up boys!

So, why should you vote Blakeway in 6 days time? Let's find out:

1) Why not?

Seriously. Why not. There is no valid reason based in proven scientific and empirical evidence to suggest that i would be a bad Party President. There for, a vote against me is illogical, and against science. You aren't against science are you???

2)The Shoe Fits.

Right now the UKRP needs a leader who can squarely look Ajay/ William/ Dapper/ Chappie in the eye and laugh in their face. I can do that. I can laugh in the face of idiocy and ensure that the UKRP always deeps batting William down.

3)I Can Push Buttons.

I have 8 fingers and two thumbs, the optimum amount required to push buttons on a keyboard at a reasonable pace.Therefore i am more than adequate to push buttons for the UKRP, i have also been button pressing safety trained.

4)I Am Fun.

I know many of you have seen my serious articles. I post mainly serious stuff on here with a small amount of humour. But i can assure you i am funny too! Wanna hear a joke about national debt restructuring? Of course you do! How about a joke about cutting welfare while decreasing the tax for the rich? LOL. Here i have all your jokes covered, and as Party President i would enforce a joke of the day policy, giving you your one world class Blakeway Joke a day...every day.

5) Because The World Needs More Jake.

Wouldn't the world be so much better if there was more Jake and less Ajay???? Of course it would! Imagine if you will, what eRepublik would be like if there was more of Me around to share with the world!? We could have French Jake, Spanish Jake, German Jake and more. The possibilities are endless. And we would be safe in the knowledge that we would all be safe, as all the Jakes' would create a super archipelagic super alliance behind their governments backs and without permission!

As you can see. From these reasons alone, there really is no competition. Blakeway is the only choice when it comes to the right Party President for the job. Who needs age and experience, when you have youth, good looks, charm and a dashing avatar!

Join me over the next few days as i give you more of the right reasons you need to statistically need to be told so that you will vote for me.

Goodbye.