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[UKRP] For another thousand years

Day 3,068, 08:15 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sir Humphrey Appleby

Good afternoon lads o7,

An auspicious Thursday, we being the most violent of God’s great creatures have succeed again in failing to blow ourselves up purely out of spite. Popes and philosophers alike have always sought the answer to this great mystery – why, despite all the logic and evidence to the contrary, are the vast majority of us still quite evidently living and breathing?

The answer is that the cosmetic deity, whoever he is, is rather chuffed at one infinitesimal yet significant aesthetic that our multiverse has to offer. This divine interest just so happens to be take place here on our failing political ‘strategy’ game, under the pretence of a humble #1 political party…

Friends, rejoice, for UKRP brings peace and harmony to the great song of daily strife others contaminate. UKRP purifies the air, cleanses the earth, brings grace to the stars, yea – it doth charge darkness from ye plains, beckoning the sun to bless us in it’s joyful light. And much more religious imagery

UKRP. For another thousand years thus

Appleby
Keeper of the Drinks