[UKRP] Congress time (despite no buttons) plus donkey love...

Day 2,681, 16:42 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


Haven’t written shite in a while…

‘Ello there all of you and Wayne.

It’s been a while since I released an article and actually there’s been a shedload of things going on in that time. However I’ve been busy...really busy...so sod you and that donkey you rode in on.


My beloved monster...I mean donkey.

Congress list!

First things first then...I’ve ordered the UKRP Congress candidates list for another month, and by Jove does it look magnificent!

Instead of my usual method of looking for activity, humour and general spunkiness from the candidates, I got Mrs Wook to pick the order based on a few pertinent words from myself. My lovely wife did rather well, in fact...she may get the job on a permanent basis.


This might be Mrs Wook having some fun…

And the list itself…





Some interlopers?!?!?

The eagle eyed amongst you will have noticed that there are some names on there that might not be UKRPers! What?!? How did that happen?

Max “Sexy pants” Blue joins us from ESO this month to try and get a seat in the currently powerless Congress.

On top of that Pannonian “Lost in Space” Nomad joins us from somewhere east of Nowhere as he continues to wander, seemingly aimlessly, around the eUK’s political parties.

So get your voting fingers out and make sure you get a lot of this lot into Congress this month. You never know...they might get their buttons back at some point!


The Sugababes want Congress/Wayne/you to push the button…





And in other news…

The UKRP remains awash with activity, despite us all promising to go deathly quiet when VoodooMike71 arrived on his tour.

We have a Rome: Total War tournament ongoing, in which I have already crashed out to Sir Jimmy, in what can only be described as a complete and utter disaster. However it was thoroughly enjoyable nonetheless...and I believe a Civ 5 version should be arriving on our doorsteps soonish.

I have also been promising to finish off my tale of wonder “Behind the furry mask…”, which at least three people, not one of whom is delusional, have demanded of me. So that might happen at some point.


Yeah, I’d be amazed too…

Last thing for now is for me to tell you to join the United Kingdom Reform Party not because we’re gonna change the world, or even the eUK, but because you’ll probably have some fun with us.





As always thanks for reading and if you find it in your heart to comment I’d be most appreciative. You might even find some tanks coming your way!

WookieO

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