[UKRP] Casually increasing our membership by a nominal 300%

Day 2,277, 08:40 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby

LIVE FROM THE FLOODED HISTORICAL REFORM CLUB

Good afternoon Party Legions, friendly observers and vanquished enemies;

Those who, like I, have the monotomy of eRepublik election dates vaguely memorised will be utterly unsurprised to hear that in 2 days time we will once again be having a vote for our party president. Those who know me will be utterly unsurprised when I announce I'll yet again be running in it :3

We have had a good past term, with a strong rise in membership to show for it. It is therefore in pursuit of a profound noble logic that we should strive to improve upon this, and casually increase our membership by a nominal 300%. This would probably enable us to rob the Bank of England again, and allow us to hold the world's largest raffle fund. Then we'd be looking at something like 800%

In the rigid simplicity of the mechanics of the game, there is only one great battlefield in our quircky and gravestone-ridden society - and that is the wellbeing of the community that constantly defends it - whether in our alliance boardrooms or on the eternal Irish/Canadian Front. Thus our function as a party should be to support and enchance this collective effort as best we can.

Whilst naturally acknowledging the barbarity of other parties, it is part of this collective effort that we recognise their part in our national struggle against the evils of the world. We should help organise events for all to take part in, including accident and emergency services for the more alcoholism-leaning members of our society.

We should also attempt to vaguely live up to our name of Reform, with full and frank philosophical inquiries into how we can improve policy areas of our government or make the arbitary titles eRep has given us to hand out relevant.

I have been in touch with a few people about helping out this coming month in the Party Cabinet - if you're interested in a spot don't hestitate to send me a message.

Much obliged for reading, hopefully see you on election day :3


Appleby


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