[UKPP] At War With TUP!
WayneKerr
Dear eUK,
TUP Suck, they offer the eUK nothing, they are irrelevant, and if I had my way they would be sent out to pasture, forcibly if needed! We here at the UKPP must stand with Chaz and his UKRP Fags in the name of UK_P parties and fight these Lefty normies in TUP.
CptChazbeard, I, WayneKerr, do hereby grant you the full use and support of my UKPP Foot Soldiers in your war agaisnt TUP.
Now, on with the show...
As you can see, quite civil, no one bad mouthing others, simply trying to understand the situation after the TUP MoD, Paul Tyndale, left us in the lurch with his 'enemy from within' comment.
Enter Stage Left, TUP PP Ash Brandon and the whole mood and tone of the CONGRESS PM's changes for the worse. Yet it's people like me and my 'cronies' that are bringing this community down...
As you can witness, according to TUP, you can only speak to people they approve of, much like in the Real World where you can only say words that the Left approve of. I and any self respecting eUKer are free to talk to anybody they like. I will not idly sit by and allow anyone, let alone someone not even worthy of tying my shoelaces, to dictate to their fellow gamers who they can safey speak to without the fear of repercussions.
Regardless of whether Mr Knee is my party and him being an Original Dental Corps member, he is a voice of reason. I've never once seen a comment by this man in my 5 years of knowing him and thought it to be wrong. He hits the nail on the head every single time.
Ash Brandon seems to have a problem with me. Personally, I think it's envy. Maybe it's the fact that we in UKPP beat him and TUP to second place in the recent CP elections with a guy that was dead until I brought him back to life! Whatever it is, I find it amusing.
And then finally, we get a response from the MoD, only it's not what we were expecting. Instead of shedding some light on the whole fiasco, we just descend into fits of laughter. For those that remember the #TearsForTears incident, I bring you yet another memorable catchphrase...
The infamous 2+2=5!
How on earth this man can claim that me and my cronies change our stance and information to suit is beyond me. His own Party President has been trying to fit his agenda (hate on Wayne) into the situation at hand in the same Mass Message! yet it's me and people like me that do this... The mental gymnastics needed for this is beyond me!
I'm off on holiday tomorrow, so I best go pack my suitcase and find my sunglasses. When I get back, I best find an apology from TUP in my inbox...
All sorted for the 'Cannabis Club' membership now Apples, a mate of mine sorted me out. Thank you kindly for the offer of using yours, my first one will be in your honour!
Enjoy the cold and rain suckers...
Comments
How many Chazzy points for this Chaz?
It's a valiant effort to earn Chazzy Points...which are for bumping people up the UKRP Mongress List
Can I grant my Chazzy points in support of a UKRP fag?
Peoples Kekkish Communist Parties vPP endorses this message
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what? I'm not exactly sure how you support an article which contains criticism of my performance when I filled in temporarily as MoD - when you appointed Wayne as your MoD and replaced him after a week because he hadn't done anything?
was more an acknowledgement wayne didn't need my cannabis club card in end
you did good work as MoD, will be difficult finding a decent replacement
Huey George has made sure plan works. Why not MoD?
the other PM sounds much better
It is, we are discussing the reasons why WookieO can no longer write a decent article.
Definitely a popcorn-fest there.
tl;dr please
tl;dr
Wayne Is Bad Man
TUP Can't Maths
"tl;dr
Wayne Is Bad Man" this should go in the citizen welcome message imo
what happened to the new citizen message I wrote?
We need Chaz's Welcome message...
TUP sucks... especially Ash
Ash sucks double as he lost to a vastly superior candidate UKPP whose name I forget, but was clearly an awesome guy who should have been CP
2+2=5 as anyone who can maths knows...
And then there was Ash the week prior when he wrote:
"Khazak Don and the other UKPP Congressman are the reasons why these guidelines should be put in place for those MPs who choose to propose rogue laws and add to the international tension as we have seen in this term alone.
I'm surprised you didn't come to that conclusion. If anyone knows anything about blocking candidates, Appleby, it's you."
He is referring to the fact the UI bugged out when I was setting the Congress order list and King Willy and Don was higher up the list than intended. Although everyone except Ash appreciates this happens, it didn't stop him calling for sanctions and action to be taken after a couple of impeachment votes being put forth etc and voted down by a clear margin.
I had no idea who Ash was until he was put up as a CP candidate and a respected member of TUP tried to canvas support. It was only after I pointed out we had our own candidate (who convincingly pushed him into third) did he seem to actively go on the warpath on UKPP. If people want to know who is to blame for any hostilities between TUP and UKPP then it is Ash. Relationship between UKPP and TUP had been peaceful for a long time post-keers etc.
Saying that, I expect Ash will claim that he is a victim of a UKPP conspiracy planned by Wayne and that we should all be banned...
Punch a 'Nazi'
When 'Nazi' Punches Back
Claim Victimhood and Oppression
Typical normie response...
I have a lot of time and respect for several TUP members. Unfortunately, they blotted their copybooks when supporting Ash Ketchup, who had dismal CP run despite his being by far the most "active" candidate in terms of words written.
Of course, most of what Ash writes can easily be ignored. 😉
you really are a prat - your party supported a known thief as a CP candidate and you have the audacity to accuse TUP of blotting its copybook?
"Known thief" only on the word of Goku, I believe. No concrete proof was ever given.
Still waiting on the proof Tyndale.
BORING!
You just reaping what UKRP/CptChaz said
Gimme some news you fool!
We planned this well in advance, you thought it was coincidence that we both ended up as PP at the same time, with him winning by a margin of 1...
This is pretty desperate, even for you.
So defending yourself against fake accusations is now seen as a desperate act?
You used to be good at it 🙂
Well it's nice to know the Great Arrlo has paid attention to my deeds. Even if you do think I'm a bit rusty.
People who knew before Waynekerr;
Everyone in Comandante mail
Certacito
Norway
Checkk
2 or 3 Americans
1 Estonian
1 Japanese
Khazak Don
2 Lithuanians
http://pastebin.com/q5G8fXGF
I also block comandante messages now as useless - I follow what Huey George shouts now.
Like the crazy fool that you are!
This is the most boring bit of eUK drama ive read for years.
For the past two years eUK has been a drama free place, much like a starving prisoner, you cannot allow it to gorge too much, too soon.
So is the next Treasury theft next month? Or the month after?
What they got? A couple of million tops, ain't worth the effort to steal it nowadays. Your average player has more money than the eUK. Unless they elect another BigAnt or Chewie, I can't see anyone bothering.
there was drama with king willy to be fair but yeah thats been the highlight
even I have more gold than the eUK 'Treasury'
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Also strange that Paul Tyndale is worried about your peace with Pacifica when his party friend wanted to break it http://prntscr.com/ebbo7m
not really, I think what seems really bizarre is Appleby spent two months denouncing Wayne as a thief and doing everything to stop him becoming CP, yet is now supporting this article and of course Appleby appointed Wayne as MoD and replaced him after a week because he'd done nothing - I only filled in temporarily because nothing was happening.
Are we going to ignore the fact that this civilian just leaked confidential PM messages to the public? Evidence is evidence at the end of the day (if I chose to argue this case, useful PORTIONS of this conversation would be used to back my argument) but are we going to allow a person who isn't even a member of Parliament leak PARLIAMENTARY discussion to the public without authorization??
Are they that confidential? I say most of the active or relevant eUK players are in one or more of the mass messages Wayne posted from so they've all seen it already. Not like the 'enemy' really learnt anything from them either.
The public are entitled to see what their elected officials are up to. UKPP Congressmen stand by what they say so have no need to try to hide what is said.
I encourage all Congressman to make available discussions had in the Congress thread.
Come on, ash, this line of attack makes you look ridiculous. It's been common practice for as long as I've played the game for people to publish logs from the congress PMs, so long as they aren't posting things crucial to war plans (which rarely ends up in the PMs anyway) it's fine.
But in Ash's world, it is only a banning offence if the UKPP does it... The thing is, the UKPP and the individuals of TUP had been getting on respectively for a long time (post-Keers) but then Ash gets knickers in a twist and starts calling for UKPP Congress representatives to be excluded from communications. In another thread, he has accused the UKPP of being an illegitimate party...
You don't know cos you weren't there!
" Evidence is evidence at the end of the day (if I chose to argue this case, useful PORTIONS of this conversation would be used to back my argument)"
Go for.it.... I look forward to the numerous articles with all the screenshots proving Wayne and the UKPP are actively plotting against the country.... I'm not PP anymore but I think I still speak for UKPP when I give permission to freely publish screenshots of any comments made by UKPP members...
God forbid that the masses should find out what goes on in the politburo!
I thought Chazbeards article on the TUP being a bit of a gulag was a laugh but its probably close to the truth.
I feel sorry for the poor TUP members who like mushrooms are kept in the dark and only exposed to content when voting time nears.
at the end of the day, TUP, UKPP, or any other party idgaf as long as you fight for the UK, follow some orders and occasionally send me funny messages