[UK Reform] So it turns out you aint dead afterall then

Day 2,525, 10:59 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby


Evenin’ gents, hope the hangover has largely receded by now :3

Judging by the number of responses and lack of typos in the responses to our questionnaire I can only conclude that the party faithful have been cutting down their daily pints to a reasonable 30 or 40 - a clear indication of the inverse march of eProgress. Happily this bleak sober outlook didn’t affect the general objectivity of the results as some might have dreaded

#1: Can the submittants spell their own name
Result: This was alarmingly mixed to poor, with some minor cases of simple illiteracy and the occasional megalomaniac deciding they deserved an extra line

#2: Areas of interest on the game
Result: 3 of the 24 respondents decided that this simply begged the question of interest altogether and skipped this part entirely. Of the remaining 21 only 52% found the economical side of the game interesting - with home affairs slightly more positive on 61% and defence and foreign affairs storming ahead on 85%. Clearly our old reputation as a party of economists has waned instead to warlords and diplomats…

#3: Level of activity on the game
Result: Despite my optimism I’d be joined by fellow hordes of semi-actives it appeared those who were on almost everyday held the absolute majority at 87.5%, with only 3 out of 24 declaring otherwise.

#4: Congress & Party Participation
Result: A surprisingly high number of people happily volunteered to be shipped across the world to the great wilderness we call Parliament. Indeed, a further brave few even dared to offer to join me in the remote peaks of UKRP Leadership somewhere in Middle Earth (just off the M79). Should have a further article about updates here on the 23rd 🙂.

#6: What you would like to see the party do more of
Result: To my despair, the proposal to troll and raid other political parties was only met with a 2.26 approval rate (0 being lowest and 4 being highest), barely the majority. IRC meetings, however, happily suffered a similar lukewarm response - with games/events proving the most popular closely followed by an aggressive media spamming campaign (such as this 😃)

#7: If you can write, please leave your own comments
NOTE FROM APPLEBY: Due to legal reasons a number of these cannot be published/they were insufficiently praising to the party leadership

Preside over us bagging another UKRP CP election victory. We're on two this year already (And a third cruelly snatched from our grasp)!
-Lionbeard ‘the magnificent’

Id like to see more UK fights, i moved to the UK to fight against sweeden, and when that finished, we entered a peace state i dont like, also, the DOs are chosen stupidly imho
-Benshamines

I think the Humphrey-effect allready kicked in. Last night there were 4 ppl active on the private IRC channel at the same time! 😮
-Dave Trenga

Lets just go for it y'know; we've got a decent core of pretty active guys, so lets increase stuff we're doing. Set up communes, food drops etc, IRC meetings, party games/competitions.

eUK has gone quiet and dull, lets be the guys to fill the void

-iAdastros

Cheers for reading :3. Congress article should be up on the 23rd but hopefully we'll have another article out before then.


Appleby