[TB] This is what I call a Friendly Fire

Day 1,187, 16:47 • Published in Brazil USA • by Cavalcanti


VERSÃO EM PORTUGUÊS AQUI

So I was reading some random media a few hours ago and found a Spanish article accusing Brazil of multiing. As I've said in my past articles, Spaniards are known for using techniques regarding multis (not only multis, but they're the main point of the article, let's just stick with it) throughout all their history (proof1 and proof2). Because of that, they think when everyone else is having a babyboom IT MUST BE A MULTIBOOM. I've already shown where those babies came from, but if you're curious it was a paid post in a famous brazilian blog.

What's funny about reading a lot of Spanish articles, you see no mention of the Brazilian babyboom without irony or some joke about multis. Even the most serious articles use "Babyboom" as an euphemism for multi accounts. Well, one caught my attention today, it was called "The Brazilian Babies Exposed".

In such article, there is a list of supposed 110 "brazilian multis" born in the last few days. I've managed to check one by one and I've found something really weird.

It turns out ABSOLUTELY BRAZILIAN MULTIS have... POLISH NAMES AND SURNAMES! I knew we had some Polish immigrants that came here as refugees of bad times in Europe, but I didn't remember their prole being so damn big. Look at this:

catheti Truszkowski
Martyna Wysocki
Kazmierz Wasik
sweer Zynda
Apolinarius Czelusniak
Hong Mcelwin
Karol Janeczko
(banned) Justina Woznicki
(banned) Juliana Placko
(banned) Ludwik Dul
(banned) oxetone Sokal
(banned) Andrzej Kozik
(banned) sudoral Skwarek
(banned) fosie Marciniak
(banned) Magaly Kisielewsk
(banned) Wanda Zdeb
(banned) dheri Milewski
(banned) lifer Czerwonka
Wladyslaw Zelinski
(banned) Faustina Capshaw
(banned) Apolinarius Matejek
(banned) Teresa Siwinski
(banned) Ferdynand Krysiak
(banned) borana Gorniak
(banned) Douglass Glowsk
(banned) bailie Obremski
(banned) likable Cyran
alphean Andrzejewski
(banned) Waclaw Niemczyk
(banned) Teodozja Kobak
plumous Galinski
Romualda Bryk
(banned) illanun Janiszewski
(banned) Regena Hoelze
Matylda Gasiorowski
skrupul Waskiewicz
Ignacy Grzegorczyk
Henryk Zdanowicz
achree Karlik
(banned) Szczepan Kolodziejczyk
(banned) smutch Pawlowski
(banned) Tekla Garczynski
Wincenty Michalak
(banned) Nathanael Mulrya
(banned) Marya Bobinski
railing Poltorak
Kathern Chiamint
(banned) Stefania Toczek
(banned) Bartlomiej Grabowski
Wilhelmina Stec
(banned) meeter Kendzior
(banned) outzany Boroski
(banned) Michalina Bajorek
(banned) Balldom Oratrix
Ecize Cytinus

And you know what else is funny? A lot of these ABSOLUTELY BRAZILIAN MULTIS are employed in a lot of companies owned by a "influent" Peruvian. I don't know about you, but when there are obvious multis working in my companies I'm the first to report, regardless the profit they make or not. Screenshots are below (click to see bigger):
















Dear Peruvians, the Brazilian Community would like to THANK YOU for reporting ABSOLUTELY BRAZILIAN MULTIS! Keep doing that, I hope your overlords don't dislike your behavior and stop pretending they care about you. Ah, and watch out for the Friendly Fire! ;)



And as for the other "supposed multis" you've listed, I myself have just reported them. I hope them and their ABSOLUTELY BRAZILIAN OWNER(s) are also banned. :)

See you on the battlefield (if your "allies" show up...)