[Talon] Argentina to Airstrike!

Day 1,959, 16:05 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Talon Karrde
[Talon] Argentina to Airstrike!





My Friends,

Argentina has opted to Attack our great nation using an airstrike.. This act of aggression is being enacted by them in an effort to increase their population, by playing on real life hatred due to our ownership of the Falkland Islands.

Of late they have expressed a desire to be a proTWO country… What a shame for them that they have instead opted to be our enemy!

To all soldiers in the UK and to our allies. We are going to be fantastic. They’ll be attacking us on Tuesday evening, trying to take advantage of their timezone and catch us napping. They won’t. They may have an advantage in their timezone, but we hold every other advantage! A solid and proud fighting force, ready to defend its country. An incredible alliance in TWO. Committed and fantastic allies in CoT and all around the world. They think they’ll find a nation asleep, but instead they will be walking into the jaws of death itself!

Be ready UK… Fight proudly for your nation and we will prevail!

Let us see what we are facing:



Pansies…









Has-beens…





With delusions of grandeur!


Already tonight one Argentinian has said he’s coming to visit my sister… Well here she is, and she hasn’t had a good night of sex in months, so enjoy!






Apparently Argentina are so poor, they can’t even pay their debts!

Be ready UK… Fight proudly for your nation and we will assuredly prevail!



Strength Through Unity!

Talon Karrde
UK Spokesman




Looking forward to the comments below. Argentina... Come at me bro!