[SColbert4PP] Let’s Be Awesome Together

Day 2,149, 19:45 • Published in USA USA • by SColbert

Hello USWP Nation,

I write to you today to announce my candidacy for Party President of the United States Workers Party.

While I realize you are all clearly excited about the idea of me leading you, I have to tell you that it really isn’t all about me (shocking). My awesomeness has reached peak levels and it is beginning to overflow. I am asking you USWP, to be the object into which my awesome juices flow. Allow my awesome juices to go deep inside you and fertilize the seed that we all have in us that makes us awesome. Now that I have that, oddly arousing, image in your head I must ask you USWP: Will you be awesome with me?

I have worked hard in this party to help make it awesome. I have previously been the Chief of Staff, Communications Director, volunteered my time to message players in recruitment efforts, and represented USWP in congress. I have also served as Deputy Secretary of Education, Deputy Secretary of Interior, and have returned once again to the Interior Department to serve again as Deputy Secretary of Interior. My experiences are representative of the up and coming USWP members, of whom I believe to be the future leaders of our party and our nation.

My campaign and my presidency will be all about bringing our new and up and coming players into the spotlight. Opportunities in the recruitment and media departments will be available to players who want to make a name for themselves in the party, or simply just want to help grow our party into an even more awesome collection of players. So without further ado I present to you my cabinet.

Vice Party President Kortanul

Chief of Staff Dauntless2000

Director of Recruitment Haselrig

Director of Media irule777

Adviser Inwegen

My awesome cabinet is full of awesome.

Be awesome too, vote SColbert for PP!