[SCANDALOUS] Old Era Celebrates 360th Member

Day 2,080, 13:10 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
The following article has been written by Prof. J Moriarty and released in the euk on his behalf by the wonderful Zaphod.

There was cause for celebration at the RuDP Unfreemasons Old Era Headquarters last night when their 36oth member joined the party. Mr Mark Ulti, Deceased, a neighbour and "close friend" of a Mr B. Ant, joined the RuDP Old Era Party. Comandder Dopper, a unaffiliated person with absolutely no power in the party, had this to say for the party in his role as the party's new Media Module Mechanic Maximiser Master:

"It is with gr8 pride in the party that I am not a member of that we celbr8 having the same amount of party members as there are days in the yere. +1 points to gryffindoor RuDP unfreemasons Old Era 🙂"

Old Era RuDP Party President, Big Power Crab, was quick to distance himself from the celebrations, releasing this statement:

"Old Era...Fail This is why RuDP & Unfreemasons are affiliated with this party. True colours being shown, deperate to hold onto power LOL. TUP are just hypocrites and power crabbers."

Old Era announced at a similiar time the beginnings of their new Alliance, which they have named BURRITO, or the New Era Party for short. This will include all current Old Era, the RuDP and the Unfreemasons members, including the three hundred and thirty dead ones.

Joku Gones, Sensei of Old Era, had this to say: "It was a logical move. We are all essentially part of the same party anyway, and we have to combat the personal attacks from other members, particularly that hateful TUP party, with that git Talon there. He couldn't teach his way out of a Old Era Party Conference. And every one there isn't listening, cause they are dead.

Anyway, trolls are pathetic, and personal attacks must stop.

This has been a SCANDALOUS Report, straight from Down Under.

All affiliations with parties or persons living or dead, particularly Joku & Big Power Crab's many dead multis, is purely coincidental, and is meant to cause malice.