[Reform] Destroying Mongress

Day 2,954, 07:27 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby



Afternoon gents o7

This month we celebrate the apparent birthday of god by holding a national popularity contest; where we the electorate elect our fittest and finest to serve in a nihilistic cult we affectionate know as Mongress. Much despair and sorrow originates from this fabled place, but also much kek, lol, banter and suchlike. Mongress is a dangerous place of societal change and unrest, and apparently star wars spoilers.

Thus only the truly mad and brave dare submit themselves as candidates for the job. Madness and bravery are certainly needed in plentiful measure to survive the first few days of disorder and desolation… But if you’re mad enough then we’d welcome all interested to join the UKRP Parliamentary Party. Now with our own chief whip that actually whips!

Candidate via the party page and let meh know either through pm or on the party wall that you’re serious. Today and tomorrow left before the list is locked!

The article competition thing is still open for another week or so; submit a decent pointless, intellectual or totally overdoing it article to potentially win £1000 or £2000 if it’s the favourite :3

Cheers o/


Appleby


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