[POTUS] Looking forward to the month ahead

Day 1,782, 13:02 • Published in USA USA • by Pfeiffer.


We did it!

We put down Hanibal and Ajay, and now it's time to get to work.



I've spent the day so far settling into things here at the office. Ordered a steam cleaner to come in because Israel is a pig. I mean seriously dude, just run the vacuum once a week. Sheesh. I've jumped into CTRL HQ and have set meetings up with our allied Presidents, as well as some of my 'oldfag' contacts in a few countries.

I've made sure that the Naval Observatory was spiffy for fingerguns, cause I know she's a stickler for that stuff and I didn't want to get yelled at already. She's hard at work already, and I look forward to the results.

I've met with most of the Generals and senior National Security Advisors to discuss the active war going with FYROM. We're gonna keep kicking them in the pants. We're discussing the next steps, and hope to have something fun worked out for after we slap them around a bit more.


this is exactly what it looks like

I'd like to thank everyone for the awesome messages I've gotten so far today...it's been a busy mail day and I've enjoyed it a lot. If you have questions, concerns, or are just bored, drop me a line. I'll do what I can to address your needs.

This article is shorter than I planned, because today has been so busy. I really am grateful for you all putting your trust in me, and I'm going to work my butt off to show you what we can do.

If you're interested in helping out in some way fill this out. My Chief of Staff, Molly Emma, will pass it along to the department heads for them to pull staffers from throughout the month.

I've been summoned by some of my predecessors for an induction of some sort tonight...let's hope that isn't too rough.


right before things get awkward...

Thank you all again, I'll not let you down.

~Henry Arundel
President of the United States