[Pfeiffer] USWP - Growing Valhalla

Day 2,550, 06:34 Published in USA USA by Pfeiffer.
An article brought to you by the All-Father.



Now that the formality of the primary is out of the way, I'll be resuming my place at the head of our family. The United States Workers Party has long been the guardian of Midgard, while keeping peace in the Nine Realms.

As is often necessary, I must turn my eye to the halls of Valhalla. We have much work to do. Our greatest warriors have been traveling the realms keeping order, leaving the work of maintaining our hallowed halls to others. Now that I've awoken and reclaimed my seat, our people shall be my focus.


There is much to to do to keep Valhalla this grand

We shall be continuing our party programs in support of new players, but now I shall be personally contacting all those new players who join us. This way they know they have a direct line to the All-Father, and may feel as engaged in the work of the realm as they may choose to be. We shall be actively and aggressively courting those new to the game, as it is our duty to shepherd whatever potential the next generation may possess.

I will be utilizing our Asgardian only boards to create new topics for discussion each week. Some will be focused on the game, some will simply be about things that I find interesting. There will almost certainly be Taylor Swift threads, as with the passing of my dear Frigga I am in need of a new Queen. If any Asgardian wishes to join in these discussions, please remember to ensure that you have the appropriate access here.

At the end of each week I shall arbitrarily choose someone, or multiple someones, who have pleased me with their posting and shall be rewarded accordingly. Gold, jewels, impressive titles to bear for all to be impressed by, etc.

I shall also use the posting in these various Odin amusement threads to inform my selection of warriors to travel to Midgard to represent all Asgardians in their strange form of government. If you feel you have the mettle to face their limited understanding of the universe head on, speak up and the All-Father shall hear you.


It's not always easy being this majestic.

As Thor has been retired to his own form of the Odinsleep (mostly he wanted an excuse to nap for some time), Mjölnir must be taken up from time to time by others to defend the Nine Realms.

I have long ensured that Mjölnir is held only by those who should use the power of Thor responsibly, and believe that I have located one who is worthy to carry Mjölnir into battle come 5 December. He shall reveal himself once he is ready to lead our forces.


Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

Be on the lookout for future missives from Valhalla, I shall be reaching out to you all on a regular basis again. Should any of you need anything, or have any questions, contact me directly.


Yours,


-Pfeiffer
All-Father