[Pfeiffer] Status Update
Pfeiffer.
Hello everyone. This article is about two weeks behind schedule.
Things have actually been going fairly well with the military, all considered. The fact that this article is two weeks late and things haven't degraded into anarchy is evidence of that.
I need to apologize for my AFKness lately. I've been in and out of Doctor's offices for most of April, and it just got me run down and when I wasn't in a waiting room I was just trying not to go crazy...meaning I was not sitting in front of a computer. No, I'm not dying. No, it isn't contagious. All will be well, they're taking care of me, and I'm generally fairly healthy any way.
Once I did get more normalized, my internet was literally non-existent. Cause Cox are morons.
We'll have a new Defense team when the weekend is over, but I've got some people to thank for being amazing through this process.
rainy - you're first cause I know you've been pushing hard through all this. You've essentially been me a lot of the time, and I appreciate it. I tried to touch base when I could, and I apologize for putting so much on you. You're doing well, and will continue to do so. I've no doubt of that, you're awesome.
enderaggie and nui - thanks for taking care of the commune and supply systems. Please do get with Mantle to make sure the system he's built can work for us, it will make your jobs easier, and you both deserve a respite.
dmj - thanks for being available to everyone, I saw you chatting and busting ass on those spreadsheets. You'll do well next month, so long as you don't go full retard. Never go full retard.
gnilraps - I'm sorry I couldn't be better for you this month. Poor timing all around, I wasn't expecting this month to be how it has been. Once I'm back on my feet fully I'd like to sit and have a chat, we haven't done that in weeks and it would be interesting to me to see where you're at after your time in office.
Oblige - you're still stupid and wrong about basically everything. Did you see your name on the list and think I was gonna say something else? hue
Typos happen, etc. I did this in one pass cause I'm super tired.
OK, I'm going to take a nap and then I have to go give a kid his Eagle medal tonight. It's gonna be awesome.
Enjoy some Taylor below, and everyone have a good weekend.
Yours,
~Pfeiffer
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Nap time.
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NEEDS MORE GREELING!!!
Whale got burned
Totally enjoyed Taylor below \ o /
Get better and be healthy!
o7
take care of yourself, man...
I've heard that having those symbiotic aliens removed can be a real pain.
Let's give the symbiotic alien Pfeiffer is "giving birth to" a chance before we condemn it.
reported
She's not even that attractive.
❤Rachel MacAdams❤
We're in love with the same woman lol. That said, you DO know she's a raging eco-nut ya? Still, she can hug my tree any day.
Also, Who is John Galt?
Some stalker.
Who is Lauren EIlola?
Answer: Ajay
Dude you realize that the principles John Galt stands for are directly contradictory to yours as a conservative right?
oRly? How?
You have to be joking. Ayn Rand(regardless of her faults) always emphasized individual liberty in EVERY situation. She did not believe in legislating morality based off whatever party happens to be in charge, as the conservatives and liberals do.
I can only hope that people don't get the wrong ideas about libertarianism when they see your posts.
lol, I don't agree with everything she stood for... however she makes some very good points in 'Atlas Shrugged'.... and they apply in this case 🙂
She makes 0 good points because she's a hack writer. I don't agree with her principles but it'd be nice if she could at least learn to write some dialogue :3
Some of have known Rainy is awesome forever.
im comming here for Taylor
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Once you are back on your feet you will sit back down and chat
that is funny.
Hope you're ok. Something that keeps you down this long can't be good. V, beer and clonaz man. Tehehehehehe. 🙂
Seriously. Good wishes and prayers, were I a praying man-
tis
holy smokes a wild Candor appears!
Pfeiffer - I'm glad you could participate in this process long enough to be the worst SoD we've ever had.
I think it goes without saying that most of the people on that list are either openly or secretly pissed at you for setting them up for failure, or personally ensuring they failed through your inaction.
It is especially pleasing to me that you have helped contribute, in such a large way, to the slow demise of the USAF.
Glad to hear you place him below me on the list of Worst SecDefs.
Oh yea, I was pretty bad. Once I had to put in to take off work to spend basically every day dealing with insurance people and FMLA paperwork and three different doctors in three different practices I went just about 100% off the grid. I only kept my work streak because my little brother clicked for me for a few days.
It's been horrible, and I feel really crappy about it. I genuinely appreciate all the time you put in, and if I can be of (limited) service to you next month, I will do what I can.
Oh that was a zing at Oblige since he hated me as SoD. RL happens.
Double since he got fired by WO after 5 days as SoD. Lol.
inb4 fluffer gets to be CP again
Sure, I'll vote for him 😉
that's messed up, man...
first rule of playing this silly game has always been "RL > Game"
so when a guy 2-clicks for a couple weeks because he's sick, you slam him as if he were just f**king it off.. nice going.
oh, and.. everyone in high office has Deputies. the idea there is that they're supposed to be able to pick up and handle the job if the primary falls off the friggin' map. gotta play the blame game? look to those whose whole job title responsibility was to cover the job in Pfluffer's absence.
Rainy, DMJ, enderaggie, nui etc all did very well and I owe them a debt for their hard work.
He's definitely not the worst SoD we've ever had. That honor goes to Maxx Johnson, who had the time to publish St6 articles every other day, but not enough time to post in a single PDB for the entire term.
okay, then... if Rainy and others did a great job of doing your job... then what the f**k is Oblio bitching about?
They did not do a great job.
Also, Pfeiffer has never been one to allow the "RL before eRep" excuse for anyone except himself.
Oblige has to bitch so that he can promote himself by convincing others that things aren't working so he can then push himself forward as savior of America. Doubt it will work again 🙂
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-week-of-constant-fighting-2396568/1/20
I thought you liked Cox
fish sticks.
FIST
Truckin...
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/me slips Pfeiffer another Ambien.
Who is John Galt?
No one kisses his own ass and begs for attention like Pluffer.
wtf bro, I fix the fucking server and don't even get a sniff?
I love the fact that Custer is defending you, almost protectively... it should remind all of this that what happens in the game is THE GAME, not RL.
While you may be a Erep psycho most of the time, hope you keep getting better in RL, even you you are the suckiest SoD EVAAAAAARRR.
Now, go to bed, you need your rest.....
greeling