[nCPF] Re-Elect Wilhelm Gunter

Day 1,495, 02:56 Published in Canada Canada by Wilhelm Gunter

I’m running for re-election to eCanada’s congress, this time in Saskatchewan, representing who else?



The New Canadian Progressive Front is the beneficiary of the Military Dictatorship Party, who has allowed me to run under their banner.

Now, why should I be re-elected?

I have been very active. Not only have I cast my vote on every decision congress has made, I have also crafted one piece of legislation which was passed into law, and am currently awaiting a second piece to come to a vote – which I am expecting to happen today.

The piece I crafted – with amendments made by various colleagues – was an amendment to our Charter of Rights and Freedoms. It guarantees eCanadian citizens the right to a timely trial – that is, when a crime comes to public knowledge, the government then has 60 days to bring charges. Similar to a real life Statute of Limitations. My motivation behind it was to help put bad blood behind us, and not let wounds fester with no hope of ever healing.


What to do with 762 pieces of this stuff?

The second one, on which I am expecting a vote to begin soon - hopefully today, is a motion to spend the Gold that has been sitting in our country’s account doing nothing. There is currently 762 Gold in the account (about $900 000 CAD at current rates) doing nothing. With input from our honourable Prime Minster Addy Lawrence, the only possible use of this Gold if it ever became necessary to declare war on a second nation, after having gained a free war with a first nation through use of the Natural Enemy function. This 2nd war front costs 200 Gold + Gold in the amount of 10% of the nation’s population, which in our case would be a total of approximately 400 Gold. This option seems rather unlikely to me, especially for a nation of 2000 to open a second war front. What should we do with it, if anything at all?

And lastly, I had the honour of being the congressman to propose Poland as our Natural Enemy. While only a symbolic gesture – as any congressman could have done it – it paved the way for us aiding our Bros to the south to free them from foreign occupation and allowing us to participate in meaningful ways in the repression of ONE nations in Europe. This symbolic gesture also had meaning to me personally, as it was fitting that it was a New Canadian Progressive Front congressman who proposed this motion – something our party leader Funky Hum24n had long called for.

So, on Christmas day – remember to log in, and vote for someone – December 25 elections have historically low turn outs because of the day, so taking 5 minutes to log in and vote would be helpful to our country.

Hopefully some of you will consider me.

Move to Saskatchewan. If you need help with moving costs to get there, simply PM me and I will gladly re-imburse you.

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