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I'll have to save that last one 😃

I'm a haddock man myself, but each to their own.

Horice 😉

It cod be worse

What are you carping on about Kara?

Horice 😒

I'm beginning to think you guys are doing this on porpoise.

No, is was a turtle accident!

Horice 😉

Pollocks!

Can't think of a reply, let me mullet over.

Horice 😉

I know the sentiment Horice. Trying to think of a witty reply makes me feel as if I am stuck between a piece of Rock and a hard Plaice....

Cod you please stop with with all these fish puns? I'm starting to feel a bit crabby.

Well if you think you could do better let minnow!

Horice 😉

I want to have you children!





...and then not pay child maintenance because I'm a bastard.

*your

*an illiterate bastard

You're defiantly no brain sturgeon!

Horice 😛

come on come on glitter 😉

I heard that Glitter used to trawl the internet looking for small fry!

Horice 😒

I"ve just like to see those sexy cheacks man 😛 🙂

Best article of the year so far

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I trout you'll find better.

Horice 🙂

Oh my g.....jajaja

meh

Oh don't be like that, you'll krill the atmosphere!

Horice 🙂