[MUCK RAKER] ARTWORK, BENEFITS & PP ELECTION SPECIAL
Day 4,594, 10:09
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by CptChazbeard
What is this?
You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.
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First! A scorchio scorchio!
That what I used to shout to my missus when we were making love...dunno why she left me
how weird, I said that to her too
This is beautifull...
and so are you xxx
A joy to read!
A literate eUKer? Miracles do happen
There should be a template like this in the publishing, we could all then get something out that looks this good..
E + v + c
500G and I can supply the template. All ya gotta do is insert drunken words afterwards
Like to but 500g is too much for a skint NHS worker.
Y’all need a new p you’re of me I’m bald now
*yall need a new picture of me I’m bald and have a beard now
Although that did put into perspective I need to stop assuming I’m a new player because that picture of when I started playing was when I was 16 and lmao I’m 22 now
Send pics of bald beardy AMD!
I did try using the cat avatar but it didn't work so had to look into the archives.
Yeah that’s fair haha. On it
My bowls are bigger than yows.
Lovin’ it, lovin’ it, lovin’ it...I’m lovin’ it like this.
How many kids you got now? Are your bowls still working?
Just the two mini-Wooks as it stands. I haven't had the opportunity to use my bowls in some time but to be perfectly honest I do hope they're not working anymore. I don't think I could cope with more little versions of me running around.
Masterpiece!
You, Sir, are a masterpiece!
This is the first time I've dared show someone irl a sample of erep for quite a long while
Take the MoEd in gratitude
I...I don't know what to say...everyone knows that the Ministry of Education is the highest honour within the game. Thank you good Sir o?
it brings back fond memories of the post being reserved for highly sociable foreigners with a loose grasp of the english language
As a Frenchman with at least two glaring spelling mistakes in le article I fit the bill perfectly.
I shall get to work on my first educational article immediately..."Why Gary Glitter Is a Hero: Officially Endorsed by the Appleby Government"
I think 'Sir Jimmy Saville' was PM in one of my terms (after the scandal broke...)
you could probably do a case study at this point
Indeed it was and it was yours truly who gave him said name when he asked for ideas. Let it never be said I haven't contributed to the eUK society.
As a warning I believe the MoEd position is actually an unpaid!
Seems a fair wage considering the amount of work I intend doing
re Masterpiece...
You can't use the words "rioting" and "looting" as it has been determined that they are disparaging terms referring to black people. It's ok to use "public defication" as we've all done that at one time or the other.
Oh shit! Now you've made me f'ing use them!
The the thought police will come to re-educate me!
#awoke
sign
Shush
sigh
Shush
Loved it!
I wish to lodge a complaint! I sent my £4000 Mr Essex and completed his course advertised in your paper, however yesterday, why I wasn't looking, some guy in the pub sold me a tin of stripped paint, a 3 gallon tin of dehydrated water and a sack of assorted holes for £800.
Horice ☝️
A mark of a great article - one that entices Horice out of hibernation!