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[MoR-E] Hallowe'en Etiquette

Day 2,537, 11:36 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Xander Kross

Listen up, maggots. It's that time of year when parents abandon all the rules they have taught their children all year and send them door-to-door begging for candy from strangers. This is the only ministry-approved response to such an invasion.

If you cannot afford a surplus M1 Garand, a shotgun or any other long rifle will suffice.

This is also the only ministry-approved response to Air Strikes and any attempt by eUK to land on our shores.

Class dismissed.

Comments

Exalted Druid Day 2,537, 12:14

But I'm using my long gun for my Islamic terrorist costume for when I go trick or treating at the airport.

tword pete Day 2,537, 19:32

don't forget...

<100ml liquids only

Utat Day 2,537, 13:24

PORTOFOLAS Day 2,537, 13:51

Hehe Clint is king.

Nyx Lynx Day 2,539, 00:59

yeh so lame asking children to beg door-to-door for candies. Adults should be more like you and drive a van to a playground and offer candies to children 😃

Real Steel 4 Day 2,539, 06:03

fire at will!!!!

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