[MoFA] Treaty of Texas, Serbia
Emerick
TREATY OF TEXAS, SERVIA
I. GIVEN:
1. The United States concedes the war between several TWO nations
2. The United States and TWO agree to follow the PENALTIES OF DEFEAT(section II)
3. The United States and TWO agree to follow the TERMS OF DEFEAT(section III)
4. The United States and TWO agree to follow the TERMS OF ENSLAVEMENT(section IV)
5. The United States and TWO agree to follow the CONSEQUENCES OF REBELLION(section V)
II. PENALTIES OF DEFEAT
1. The United States of America agrees to be referred to and respond to the name "The United Butts of TWOmerica"
2. The United States accepts TWO HQ as their lords and masters(details in section V)
3. The United States agrees to permanently cede the following regions to the following countries:
a. Texas to Servia
b. Alaska, Washington, and Utah to Hungary
c. Hawaii and California to Thailand
d. New York, Maine, and Ohio to the the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the Faulklands and Northeastern Buttsville
4. The United States agrees to end every article by any state official with the following quote: "TEXAS IS SERBIA AND KOSOVO IS SERBIA"
III. TERMS OF DEFEAT
1. The United States agrees that it was "thoroughly prc'd hxc" and that TWO is superior to them in every way. This is the US's official policy towards TWO henceforth.
2. TWO agrees to treat the United States like a child
IV. TERMS OF ENSLAVEMENT
1. TWO agrees to acceptance of the United States into TWO, effective immediately
a. The United States must sign MPPs with all major TWO countries, starting with those actively engaged in war with CoT countries
2. The United States must pay tribute to TWO HQ on a weekly basis
a. The tribute is equal to 50% of all incoming revenue in the US for that week
3. The United States' politicians must all be approved by TWO HQ before they are allowed to run for election
a. TWO will create a Buttstates Election Process Tribunal for the purpose of reviewing and selected those who are allowed to run for office in the Buttmad States of Amerifat
4. Cookies Crisp will be known as Emperor of Amerifat
a. He shall be treated with respect and reverence from his people
b. He shall have administration privileges on the forum and any Amerifat IRC channel that he requests
c. His word is to be taken as law
d. All hail Cookies Crisp, Emperor of New Servland
b. UNITY will become an acronym: U-trolled by Nations In TWO #yolo
V. CONSEQUENCES OF REBELLION
1. Denfining "rebellion"
a. A "rebellion" in terms of this treaty concerns the United States breaking any of the terms
b. TWO memberstates are immune to rebellion concequences in light of their overlord status in regards to this treaty
2. If the Untied Amerifats ever rebel against its TWO rulers, the consequences are the following:
a. Immediate emptying of the US treasury into TWO HQ treasury
b. Immediate ban of all US politicians currently in office
c. The complete decemation of the country, via TWO power
THESE TAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY. HAVE A GOOD DAY, AMERICA.
Comments
All dignitaries please post "signed" below
You are not even a shadow of your former self. The refugees of the Brotherhood of S.e.e.s. officially banish you to france.
True Texans are with us!
Viva la Tejas! xD
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Never in a million years will America agree to this, maybe our butt sucking 'Pfeifferist' will; but American citizens will never abide by it....
o7 I applaud your comment. Death to Emerick, Death to Serbia, Death to TWO!
Actually not even the pfeifferists. xD
lel
Death to lobsters!
Cry me a river...
You did not end the statement with TEXAS IS SERBIA KOSOVO IS SERBIA!
stop crying america!!!!
SHOUT: Open letter to TWO
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-en-open-letter-to-two-2286032/1/20
O.O ????
Signed.
Send the first weeks tribute to me.
You didn't finish the article with the appropriate quote requested in II.4. REPORTED!!!
I approve this message!
o7
~Cookies Crisp, Emperor of Amerifat
xD
EPIC
Pls include a Serbian flag pic. Ty.
WE SHALL PREVAIL
Kick some servian butt
I laughed 😛
I was told I could check my privilege here, but there's no privilege checker.
Pls respond.
responding
Awesome article...just fecking awesome \o/
LooooL 😃
Ha
I for one welcome our new overlords \o/
We already knew that
you were always a bitch
Butthurts 🙂
Fair deal for all parties involved, good stuff!
loled
Signed.
Siddy, righteous winner of the UNITY elections
Its sad that you spent your time on this article : p
B**h spend some time to fight agains us... We are bored...
Too bad. Then dont be in an alliance where the top 3 strongest countries are part of
so now you cry?😃
That's it. I'm leaving USA if this is real.
I can assure you, your brain has left you long ago 😃
HAHAHAHA!
this will never be real
we wont surrender NEVER
lol
To bad you don't win either
the politicians may surrender but the people have a voice to I leave america if this is true trying to get foreign citizenship already
I'm leaving to.
Death to Servia.
xD
Epic butthurt is epic
@Albterflondon What country are you applying for
trolololol xD
well do not let the door hit you on your way out