[Ministry of Propaganda] Operation Dumbo Drop!

Day 2,765, 16:20 • Published in Canada Canada • by DMV3


Greetings friends and fellow eCanucks,

It is with great excitement that I announce eCanada is preparing for an Air Strike on redacted. Before we can launch however we need your help, we need to gather six million more units of health. Please contribute to Operation Dumbo Drop.



What is Operation Dumbo Drop?

The Air Strike has been code named Operation Dumbo Drop because this is the internet and let's face it the most exercise most of you get is jumping to conclusions. Seriously though Operation Dumbo Drop is a super sekrit mission to create a greater eCanadian Empire being initiated by our beloved Supreme Leader and lifetime President, Xichael. This mission will bring glory and resources to the eCanadian people.

So if you're a true Canadian patriot or just a really good friend to eCanada give generously to the Air Strike.

All Hail Xichael!
All Hail the eCanadian Empire!