[KD4CP] Red Flag

Day 2,357, 12:24 • Published in Canada Canada • by CptKaydee



Greetings Comrades,

Over the past few months the Americans tyrants have made this country a wasteland, a third world country. Our reputation has been tarnished by the loss of the war. Our farms, streets, homes, public buildings and hockey arenas have been cluttered with American troops. They crossed the line when they started playing American rules football on our soil, reducing our fields to 100 yards (from 110) and moving the goalposts to the back of the end zone. They have also begun to populate our lands with their people, some of them are actually trying to be us (cough DMV cough).

They have crossed the line (line = 49th parallel).


Tomorrow the remaining Canadians will head to the polls seeking a new path of leadership. Our options; DMV3, Thedillpickl, Kazuo Leblanc, and myself.



Well I've never seen us act like this
Our only hope is the minds of kids
And they'll show us a thing or two

Our only weapons are the guns of youth
It's only time before they tighten the noose
And then the hunt will be on for you

The red flag waving never meant the same, no
The red flag waving never meant the same


Billy Talent – Red Flag


Q&A w/ CptKaydee


Why should we vote for you?

Well the answer is not simple, there are other good candidates running. The reason you should vote for me is that I offer an alternative plan that has a smaller amount of possible repercussions than my opposing candidates. Our airstrike has the potential to make (i) a fun war campaign (ii) finally get a congress (iii) escape our American oppressors. I also offer a plan that won’t break any promises, because there are no promises, the victory bond program DMV is offering could be a broken promise.


How do you plan to fund this campaign?

I plan to continue with private funding and donations from the great people of Canada and her allies.


What do you think of your opponents?

DMV3: Overall after speaking with the guy, he’s a good person and an active player. But his perception of Canadian politics doesn’t match our system nor is aided by any game mechanic. He plans to wage war with the USA and get our regions back. The only thing I see coming out of this is being wiped after grabbing 3 or 4 regions before the USA gives us another NE. Our money will be wasted on a campaign we’ve attempted time and time again with zero results.

Thedillpickl: I really don’t know him very well. He’s offering us a plan to continue the war as we have been doing for the past few months. If we continue to do the same thing over and over expecting different results, we’ll remain wiped for the indefinite future.

Kazuo Leblanc: Anybody remember Leblanc University? In one month being President he created a school that never left its feet. Nothing else. He also went inactive with 2 weeks remaining in his term.


A vote for CptKaydee is vote for freedom from our oppressors, a vote for a new style of government, a vote for active and engaging leadership, and a vote for the waving of the Red Flag with meaning.

Hail the People’s Republic of Canada
Hail LETO

Yours truly,
Comrade Kaydee