[House Rylde] Canadian Civil War
Day 2,732, 23:59
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by Rylde
Lets not waste time and get right to the meat of the subject of our nation heading to a period of civil war. Currently my backers and supporters are few and far between from either dying or 2 clicking awaiting the end of plato's playhouse.
There's not much left to login for as an average player or even an elite never mind even fight for, so maybe its time to try and bring back the old Us vs Them mentality that ruled the nation for so long. If your still kicking pm me.
Canada has a rich history of being an underdog and supporting one when it comes to war, so in an effort for one last hurrah of activity I ask that you support me in the Coming CPF Moose take over as i'm now the said underdog.
I had my run as Dictator and maybe its time to let someone else to have there turn. All I have as a rebuttal to that is lets make them fight and earn it.
I need you to lend me your strength and activity one last time and split the country in two as this Dictatorship mechanic was meant to do. Plato may have skewed the game board a bit allowing outsiders to interfere but its also something to be used to our advantage.
If your on the brink of quitting or just 2 clicking waiting for something to do this is it.
Give me your support and I promise you a war worth fighting, for pure entertainment just to one up our old political rivals. Rob them of an achievement just to do so.
If we give it our all and don't fear outside takeover, that gives us an edge that the conservative CPF do not possess.
The Coming War
The deck is currently stacked against House Rylde in this coming fued that's set to start Friday with Dill pickle bank rolling my removal from power for the CPF.
I've been bored and so have you so that's the reason why I have kept power as it can spice up our dead community. You don't even have to pick my side for this to work, just a side.
The logs of the govt thread have been spicy and could be an article in themself.
Mindlessly letting someone else takeover as Dictator is the drain of death like sh*t in the toilet that the game has become.
I honestly don't even care if I lose the coming war as long as its a good and worthy brawl.
Worthy of eCanada
The Board is set
Rylde and Cordis Di
Vs.
Everyone else
I've overthrown Bryan Alexander from control of Canadian Ministry of Finance for fear of abusing his position and lending the 200k cc saved up during my rule to the moose Campaign.
Bryan is a great guy but moose is moose and I wouldn't doubt if a 200k cc IOU was written on a napkin dumb and dumber style to be repaid after the war. I know Klop when it comes to CO battle and if the war is close and the CO's get high they would have accessed the money. I took a possible advantage away from my opponents by giving myself one.
Will I use that 200k?
Its a certainty I will.
In the aftermath it will be paid from out of my own pocket as always and Rylde always pays his debts. In my mind I turned 200k disadvantage that could be used against me into a repayable loan for House Rylde.
I also Gave klop a carrot to chase of repaying his personal loan to myself to become dictator. It was a very dishonest shrewd move on my part knowing where this was headed. I kinda decided where this was headed a month ago seeing the state of things but that's another discussion.
Again in my mind taking strength from your coming foe and adding to your own resources to the tune of 100k cc that was owed anyways for war was key.
Battle Plan
The return to Democracy as paid by Dill cannot be stopped so don't waste any resources on it. The determination will be retarded high unless the admins love me. By the amount of drunken messages and complaints I've made, they don't.
After we return to democracy it becomes a game of chicken after the 10 day grace period of who tries for a Coupe first. CPF or me again. Regardless of what happens CO's will be up and war will commence.
I've always played by my own set of rules and after so long I thought it would be apparent by now.
I hope to see you all on the battlefield no matter who you fight for.
Rylde Civil War Bonds coming soon at 2000cc per at one month of 20% interest.
Who's coming with me?
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Delusions of grandeur.
We elected Klop CP and your goal posts for handing over power just keep moving and moving.
We want the elected CP to lead as decided by us the people and as it was agreed at the beginning of the dictator module. Your time is over unless you can piss away enough money.
Your sanity is the only thing left in question here.
Delusions of grandeur are the best kinds and I play erep so my sanity shouldn't be of any question.
See you on the battlefield.
HAIL RYLDE, KEEPER OF THE CAKE AND RULER OF THE GRAND COOKIE!
It wont be a war at all, just a slaughter of a greedy pig
You'll be fighting for me or changing that tag.
I'll defend my lady Anaconda from all pigs
This is nonsense
Stepover as u daid u will
Make no colateral damage
be a man
otherwise - let's have some fun at war 🙂
Fighting is more fun
What can I say?
I've always hated politics.
I'm a warrior.
And girls just wanna have fun... ☆☆☆☆☆☆
Well, least something is happening in the game now.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/fortune-telling-2503349/1/20
Quick, tell me what lottery numbers I should pick today!
666
Even if you are doing this for activity, its going to take you a long time to recover from this.
Eh, no hard feelings Rylde
Although I will point out, I would never ever take from eCanada, nor would Bryan, one of the most trustworthy gentlemen I've met here in eRep.
Also, Dill is not my "pawn" Rylde.
I wasn't gonna do it but one more time I will take a stand.
"I've overthrown Bryan Alexander from control of Canadian Ministry of Finance for fear of abusing his position and lending the 200k cc saved up during my rule to the moose Campaign."
How f'ing dare you?! Of ALL the people that ever played the game as Canadian I can think of NO ONE that is more impartial and trustworthy. Bryan has never been politically biased when it came to the money. When pressed he would give his opinion but the money was sacred. To say that he could not be trusted pisses be off to no end.
And another thing... I've personally GIVEN you more than 200k. You've offered to repay me on more than one occasion so that's not the point. I get it, you repay your debts. I have given so much more to Canada through you and others when they were in power. Look at my damn profile page...
"Top damage in a campaign
Damage 1,334,244,397 for Canada
Achieved while successfully defending Manitoba against Albania on day 2,524"
I didn't f'in get that doing my daily FF. *snort* Don't get on yer high horse and act like some martyr. Both of us have plowed major gold purchases into EBs to win shit for Canada. You know as well as I that 200k is peanuts to players like us. There have been many times that I looked at counties economy page to see what their treasury looked like AND MY ACCOUNT HAD MORE. Bah, you just throw up 200k because is impresses a lot of people and makes them think it's a big deal. 200k isn't even enough for 5 rounds CO if shit gets deep.
Anyhow, talk trash about me if you like. I'm not a damn moose (if you look at that profile page I'm a beaver). I you want to tell people I'm klop's girlfriend go ahead. I got a big ass, everyone hop on and take a spin. Just leave people like Bryan out of it, capiche?
Looks like dilly pulse got raised a bit there. Deep breaths buddy. Fact remains neither of us know if that money would have been loaned out for the cause. Every penny counts in war as we've been side by side in many a war when we were down to pennies.
So i stand by my comment in the article. You might not be a moose but your sure as bells a moose antler.
Klop did good marching a pawn like you into a suicide mission. Wish i had a meat shield to hide behind to do my dirty work.
Let me hold the money.
~hyuu~
Yeah I think Plato needs another Ferrari, lets do all of the above said things...
OR
We should just set up a eRep Sex Chat with the amount of money you guys are throwing. I wouldn't mind typing some sexy lines to get a boost to my PayPal account. Seriously, think about it, you sexy Gold spenders you. 😉
Actually I'm just spending what I've accumulated over the years. I'm cashing it all in to have a party.
apparently I have a good telephone voice...
Down with Rylde
Taking the money from the MoF Org for fear I would let them use it against you, and then openly admit that you will use it to defend the coup is one of the most hypocritical things I have ever read.
I even stated in government threads that regardless of who ends up Dictator when all is said and done will have access to the 200k in the country accounts.
If you want to waste the citizens money fighting a pointless battle, then that is your decision. But that is a decision that makes the rationale of this coup even more sound.
I have been trusted with the MoF account for over a year and a half, something like 16 or 17 consecutive terms. Never once has their been an issue with funds, and you yourself know I have always been there to support eCanada regardless of the situation.
At least speak the truth and just say you wanted the money to use yourself and please don't drag any question of my integrity into this; I have done my part for eCan, and will continue to do so.
" Never once has their been an issue with funds"
Except for that one time at Fallsview and the strip club...but ya, whatever 😉
But we weren't supposed to speak of that. We used the Treasury money to bail you out and then you paid it back as soon as we got home so no harm done.
Well done sir, well done.
P.S. Beers, for reals sometime?
Funniest thing I've read all day.